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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-02-01 at 17:29

…nur die Wurst hat zwei.

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-02-01 at 15:44

Pet peeve of mine in TV series and movies: when a driving scene on “undisturbed” soft ground clearly shows the tire tracks from previous shots. Feels like lazy craftspersonship. (I know nothing of production realities.)

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-02-01 at 14:59

Erdbeben in Dresden, was denn jetzt noch alles? #Akopalütze

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-30 at 19:25

Not now, maybe-collision asteroid.

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-30 at 08:02

Gibts das auch auf Deutsch? No reason.

https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/113914323575978460

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-29 at 17:12

Nein.

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-29 at 12:14

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH AHAHA HA

https://mastodon.social/@tef/113911559661249881

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-29 at 09:44

“Nobody asked for NFTs or the fucking Metaverse. Nobody asked for lying chatbots instead of getting to reach an actual support person that could solve your problems.”

And:“…people are challenging the notion that we all have to do AI now. Because we don’t. It’s a choice. A choice that mostly benefits monopolists.”

— @tante in https://tante.cc/2025/01/28/quoted-in-ars-technicas-article-on-tarpits-for-ai-crawlers/

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-28 at 19:39

@caseyliss are you willing to share your Top 4 comedy movies? No shame, no checking if they are problematic today.

To get you started, here’s mine:

1. Spaceballs

2. Top Secret

3. The Pink Panther

4. Naked Gun

I won’t apologise for any of them.

<3

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-28 at 18:48

I lived through the XML-for-everything years and can’t help but nod vigorously.

https://friend.camp/@darius/113907316201593506

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-28 at 10:29

We published a four part series about how to build a real-time multi-user Kanban board with @couchdb and @sveltejs

Its is complete with code for all steps, so it’s not just a draw-the-rest-of-the-owl tutorial:

1. Setup, intro, first steps: https://neighbourhood.ie/blog/2024/12/05/realtime-multiuser-kanban-board-with-couchdb

2. Automatic Conflict Resolution: https://neighbourhood.ie/blog/2024/12/11/automatic-conflict-resolution

3. Manual Conflict Resolution: https://neighbourhood.ie/blog/2024/12/18/manual-conflict-resolution-with-couchdb-and-svelte

4. Avoiding Conflicts with Resource Locking: https://neighbourhood.ie/blog/2025/01/15/resource-locking-with-couchdb-and-svelte

[#]CouchDB #Svelte #JavaScript #WebDev

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-28 at 08:22

Excellent news!

https://mastodon.world/@signalapp/113901807240668357

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-27 at 15:56

Cool cool cool, first project at work canned because of White House shenanigans. Love this for everyone involved (we’ll be fine, but the project was meant to help a substantial amount of people). 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-27 at 13:51

“Technology is not political” 🙃🙃🙃

https://mastodon.social/@sir_pepe/113900205880859786

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-26 at 12:42

Slept 10 hours last night after one hell of a week, ama.

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-24 at 23:02

I’ve been using macs since ~1986 and I endorse this message.

The amount of sharp edges in Apple products these days is no different in effort from a decent Linux box.

It’s fucking embarrassing.

https://eigenmagic.net/@vampiress/113885765782573258

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-24 at 13:39

What’s a good team size for getting an inhouse astrologer vs getting someone external once or twice a week?

https://mastodon.social/@wingo/113879902601816872

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-24 at 10:40

TIL: sed -n ‘14p’ filename to print only line 14 of filename. #TerminalTips #unix

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-24 at 07:40

Happy new Mogwai album to all who celebrate!

https://mogwai.bandcamp.com/album/the-bad-fire

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Written by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on 2025-01-22 at 14:01

I just checked off a todo item dating back to August 2019. It took five minutes. I will, again, not learn anything from this.

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