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Written by The Shovel on 2023-04-04 at 04:48

Do you say ‘circle back’, ‘best-in-class solution’ and ‘let’s take this offline’ at work? Why stop there? For more handy hints, come to our show ‘Wankernomics’ at Melbourne Comedy Festival from next week. Then Per/Syd/Bris/Gong. Tickets at wankernomics.com

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-30 at 22:08

BREAKING: Extra from Home Alone 2 indicted https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/03/31/breaking-extra-from-home-alone-2-arrested/

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-28 at 22:22

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-28 at 02:55

Peter Dutton’s review of War & Peace: “Needs more detail” https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/03/28/peter-duttons-review-of-war-peace-needs-more-detail/

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-27 at 05:45

The Australian has released an updated political map of nation https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/03/27/the-australian-releases-updated-political-map-of-nation/

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-21 at 00:05

Rupert Murdoch, new fiancé to sign dual marriage/divorce certificate to save on paperwork https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/03/21/rupert-murdochs-wife-to-sign-dual-marriage-divorce-certificate/

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-16 at 00:39

We got hold of the itemised costing for the new submarines and it looks like Albo got a bit carried away adding on extras at the dealership. Full details here: https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/03/16/albo-extras-package-submarines/

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-14 at 22:26

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-13 at 22:10

Australia declares war on China in 2045 https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/03/14/australia-declares-war-on-china-in-2045/

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-10 at 00:30

Generation raised on Harry Potter starting to romanticise room under the stairs https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/02/20/generation-raised-on-harry-potter-starting-to-romanticise-room-under-the-stairs/

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-09 at 00:44

New Zealand begins yacht turn-backs as more ‘super tax refugees’ arrive from Australia https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/03/02/nz-begins-yacht-turn-backs-super-tax-refugees-australia/

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-08 at 22:54

First look at runway India have prepared for Anthony Albanese’s flight into Ahmedabad https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/03/09/runway-india-prepared-for-anthony-albanese/

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-06 at 04:10

Kmart confirms they moved check-out to centre of store just to fucking annoy you https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/03/01/kmart-confirms-they-moved-check-out-to-centre-of-store/

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-02 at 04:43

834,000 words removed from Shakespeare’s plays, after students say they find the whole fucking thing offensive https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/03/02/834000-words-removed-from-shakespeares-whole-thing-offensive/

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-02 at 03:06

If you want to be successful in the working world, you’ll need to know how to speak like a fuckwit.

For more tips on surviving work-life hell, come to our show ‘Wankernomics’ touring nationally from next week. Tickets at: https://www.theantiexperts.com/shows/wankernomics

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-01 at 22:27

Mosman protester throws glass of ’94 Penfolds Grange on famous artwork to raise awareness about superannuation changes https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/03/02/mosman-protester-glass-of-94-penfolds-grange-artwork-superannuation/

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-03-01 at 05:18

Millionaires form yacht blockade in Sydney Harbour to protest superannuation changes https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/03/01/millionaires-yacht-blockade-sydney-harbour-protest-superannuation/

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-02-27 at 22:41

Labor vows to plant a tree for every new coal mine it approves this year https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/09/08/labor-to-plant-a-tree-for-every-new-coal-mine-it-approves/

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-02-26 at 22:54

Read Robert's full story here:

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/02/27/sponsor-a-disadvantaged-millionaire/

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Written by The Shovel on 2023-02-23 at 22:29

Higher airfares necessary in times of rising CEO bonuses, says Qantas’ Alan Joyce https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/02/24/higher-airfares-rising-ceo-bonuses-qantas-alan-joyce/

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