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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2025-01-26 at 16:18

Conclave was great my only question is what is Ralph Fiennes allergy routine because his breathing was on point.

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2025-01-21 at 18:02

It should be Octember

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2025-01-19 at 05:03

Trump is going to ride in on a white horse like Gandalf, unban TikTok, and secure the Gen Z vote for 1000 years

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-12-21 at 21:47

What Netflix’s Hot Frosty (2024) can teach us about jury nullification and the collective sympathy for Luigi Mangione. 🧵(1/28)

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-12-21 at 21:23

The best cleaning products are called like Schmuttz

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-12-20 at 06:12

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-12-20 at 05:04

Why did Michael bay direct the Luigi perp walk

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-12-15 at 06:01

They are only drones if they come from the dr’ohn region of New Jersey

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-12-13 at 15:30

The drones aren’t here for us! They are looking for the Jersey King! The 1000 year penance has expired and king must present himself before the bronzed gods!!

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-12-11 at 22:44

There must be a specific intersection of type of guy who is from New Jersey, believes in ufos, and is related to luigi Mangione who is having a hell of a week

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-12-10 at 04:58

The conspiracy guys on Facebook are in the lab and they are not fucking around this time

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-12-10 at 04:41

If Luigi did this imagine what Mario could do

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-12-05 at 00:36

Imagine your boss is late for a meeting and then it turns out he just got assassinated and they’re like “well let’s just go ahead and get started“

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-11-30 at 01:11

if I was born green like that witch i would of just joined the celtics and dropped 30 a night on them hoes i would of balled

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-11-09 at 01:55

I dislike the term Magic System. I prefer fantasy_README

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-11-06 at 00:22

The NYT is hiding their cursed needle. Show us the needle you cowards.

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-11-05 at 03:25

This is that awesome time of year in the PNW when the darkness has just arrived and it’s clear that it will never end.

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-11-03 at 07:07

By what authority can Gandalf make merry and pippen do dishes. They are adults.

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-11-03 at 00:07

I don’t think a phone has ever been more smashed than the one that Jason Kelce threw on the ground

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Written by James Webpage (normal version) on 2024-10-30 at 00:01

BORG: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

ME: no worries bro I’m in.

BORG:

ME: honestly I need this

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