I forgot to post this epic photo of Cookie for #Caturday!
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Doug Ford quit and can’t do anything about the tariffs. We should make sure he stays out of a job. #ONPoli
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Now it’s 6-0 #GoSensGo
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Sens fans booed the US national anthem and are now winning 5-0 against the Wild in the 3rd period #USPol #CdnPoli
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Standing here, shaking a bucket of green tea (a litter box actually). As one does. I’m always doing it. I might as well go join a shake n rock n roll band. #photography
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Extremely pleased with my new print. Statistics that are scrawled on the print are taken from https://storymaps.arcgis.com/stories/26bf994584eb4b8a80c22fb1749ed3b6
[#]photography #TransRights
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I’m watching a hockey game on the main floor and running to check on my soaking prints on a different floor. Lots of exercise.
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Ugh! They just talked about how the Ottawa goalie Maschmeier was seeing the puck well and how happy she was with a new baby at home and then Toronto scored. I want Toronto to win to get them out of the basement but you just cursed it! Not fair to Ottawa. #PWHL
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I made this a while ago if you need this. It’s where I am mentally.
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My cyanotype solution looks wonky so I’m doing a test print to make sure it is ok.
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We were going to get the kids’ passports renewed in the correct genders but things are moving so fast that I think we’ll just renew them and switch them later. I’ll feel better with an exit strategy. #CdnPoli #USPol
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I just had a bath and I didn’t need a bathing leash. Where is my treat?! #DogShampooDay
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In other news, we passed the next hurdle on our gender journey and now we are on yet another waiting list. So many waiting lists.
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I spent the day in the darkroom (and making motherboy jokes) and now my brain is fried. I’m so tired. Why is this so tiring?!
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This concludes our Definitely HUMAN Grooming tips for this year. Just remember: use products that are definitely made for HUMANS lest you go through life smelling like meat.
Enjoy the rest of your Dog... no, I mean HUMAN - Happy Human Shampoo Day!!
[#]DogShampooDay
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Be careful when removing hair around the anus. The anus can pop out, like a button, unexpectedly and be accidentally cut as a result - anticipate this action. Don't run the clippers over the anus, only outward from around the anus and under the base of the tail, I mean, butt.
[#]DogShampooDay
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Rinse yourself thoroughly. Touch yourself all over to feel for any shampoo in the chest area, in between the legs, and other areas that are hard to reach. To test it if you are rinsed, rub your hair in between your fingers and pull softly, if it feels squeaky then it's clean.
[#]DogShampooDay
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When bathing, begin at the neck and move downward toward the rear and legs. Save the head for last. Don't use soap around the ears and eyes (unless you have tearless shampoo meant for humans - look for a photo of a human on the bottle). Instead, use a wet towel to clean the head.
[#]DogShampooDay
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Some people like to make a run for it during bath-time. If this describes yourself, buy a bath leash that is definitely meant for humans from a supply store. It's a leash that attaches to the shower's wall with a suction cup and keeps you in place during the bath.
[#]DogShampooDay
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