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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-02-01 at 04:30

https://twolumps.net/comic/20060203/

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-02-01 at 02:43

Red Leicester

Curd

Limburger

Gruyère

Long ago, the four cheeses lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Limburger stunk everything up.

Only the charcuterie board, master of the Emmental, could stop it.

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-30 at 02:46

Find someone who's as ooky as you are.

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-30 at 02:33

Don't skimp on the verbal affirmations of affection.

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-30 at 02:28

Keep the passion alive!

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-28 at 17:15

Normally the rule of thumb on YouTube is "don't look in the comments section", but Cracking the Cryptic is so wholesome. Here we have champion Sudoku solvers speed-solving wickedly difficult variant Sudoku puzzles, and when someone who's halfway decent at solving medium-difficulty classic Sudoku asks a question, they are taken seriously and given a proper explanation. There is no elitism or bullying. No rudeness, not even impatience. All skill levels are welcome in the comments so long as, per Simon Anthony's request, they are kind.

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-28 at 02:11

Shut Up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywnbpC9i_s

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-26 at 02:19

To Sirloin with Love

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-26 at 02:09

Tutor salad

https://www.lovebritishhistory.co.uk/2020/04/a-tudor-olive-and-caper-salad.html

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-26 at 02:06

Teach cobbler

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-26 at 02:02

Jack of all trades,

Master of buns.

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-23 at 02:15

When ostensibly vegetarian foods secretly contain animal products.

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-23 at 02:06

The saddest peanut butter and jelly sandwich I've ever had.

True story. In my recent hospital stay, it was after dinner hours before I could get any food, and I was really hungry since I hadn't had anything to eat all day (who expects themselves to be cooling their heels in the ER for hours upon hours?)

A serving of peanut butter is 2 tablespoons. Now imagine lightly buttered bread. This was it, but the butter was of the peanut variety.

I get that it was the best they could do after the kitchen closed, but it was like someone took the bread and just whispered "peanut butter" in its general direction."

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-22 at 03:36

You've heard of boyfriend jeans, right? The Gap once tried to market pegged boyfriend jeans. Cue Sterling Archer: "Phrasing!" So they renamed them to cuffed boyfriend jeans. Which is not better, and also the wrong order of operations.

https://www.complex.com/style/a/soo-young-kim/the-gap-gets-freaky-with-pegged-boyfriend-jeans

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-22 at 02:12

Butter-Nut coffee.

It "butter nut" taste good!

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-21 at 03:31

The cat-sling gun, a.k.a. the cat-a-pawlt.

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-21 at 03:15

No, not "Catholic", cat-holic. I'm addicted to cats.

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-21 at 02:46

Mew gotta be kitten me!

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-21 at 02:43

If you pronounce ChatGPT with a French accent, you end up saying "Cat, I farted" in French.

"Chat" (pronounced "sha") is French for "cat" and "j'ai pΓ©tΓ©" (pronounced "zhay pay tay") means "I farted".

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Written by rainey 🌻 on 2025-01-21 at 02:37

"I Cat Believe It's Not Butter" brand Marge-purrin'.

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