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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2025-01-24 at 16:26

I have exchanged waiting on hold for the void with listening to the new Mogwai album at a nice “drown out the airport” volume. It’ll do.

Also, Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell is a fine book.

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2025-01-24 at 15:40

“Your scream is very important to us, but all voids are currently busy with other screams. Please stay on the line or try screaming later.”

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2025-01-22 at 20:12

Bad people win races when good people don't run. I'm not sure what I'm going to do, but it's probably going to involve focusing locally on local and regional races. Not sure I'm ready to run for office, but ... I might be.

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2025-01-16 at 15:31

Welcome to "maple syrup in your coffee" season! This greeting is late, because you can do this any time you want to, but I just want to promote this idea because it's stupid delicious. Enjoy! 🍁

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2025-01-13 at 14:59

It used to be that when a guy had a midlife crisis, the most he could screw up was his own family. Billionaire midlife crises are a whole other thing. You could end up buying a presidency, destroying 20 years of good faith in your product or causing a genocide.

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2025-01-04 at 23:09

Well, found my new favorite follow. Thanks, @koalie!

https://mastodon.social/@aurora_webcam_bot/113772567316767476

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2025-01-02 at 15:05

First day back to work since 12/18, made it through e-mail in almost no time. Slack took over an hour. Also declared feed bankruptcy and just marked everything read.

Happy 2025, y'all!

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2024-12-23 at 20:55

I’ve lost about 40 pounds this year and for the first time in 20 years, I’m under 300lbs. It hasn’t been easy, but it’s been worth it. I feel so much better.

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2024-12-18 at 14:36

Waxahatchee's Tigers Blood is my album of the year, but Joshua Idehen's Learn to Swim is my song of the year. It caught me completely by surprise, and the end gets me EVERY time. Enjoy! https://youtu.be/eNmxddPMU8Y?si=N8ocyMuJavCjarty

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2024-12-12 at 20:04

Update: I got it working for a while by turning off my phone and only pairing with my iPad, but then it just died about an hour into the flight and wouldn’t even restart.

Probably time for new headphones. #apple #troubleshooting #airpodsmax

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2024-12-12 at 12:22

Anyone have any good tricks for really really resetting AirPods Max? I’ve tried the two button 15 second amber then white trick but they still won’t connect to my phone or iPad.

I need them for this flight that just started boarding and I’m out of ideas.

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2024-11-26 at 16:50

I love working Thanksgiving week. I get to catch up on all the gnome tasks I've been too busy to do, like finish training, clean up old branches, etc. Feels good.

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2024-11-22 at 22:56

What a week.

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2024-11-13 at 19:41

Hey Canadians, I have a very important question. Which bar-based dessert is MORE Canadian (either by association, or the adoration of the Canadian people)?

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2024-11-13 at 17:36

This morning's nightmare - I was on a flight sitting near the bathroom, and it was broken. So, instead of telling everyone it was broken, I created a sign with "out of order" on it, and then woke myself up trying to translate “out of order" into Spanish... in my dream. Stupid brain, calm down.

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2024-11-12 at 19:17

It's just not his knight.

https://hackers.town/@snipe/113471354326058611

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2024-11-12 at 15:52

I've been having nightmares the past three nights that wake me up between 5 - 6AM. I don't remember the content other than being chased by Cybertrucks.

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2024-11-06 at 17:08

My coping strategy is to bury feelings under pizza and hide in distractions, so... I'm hiring a Senior Engineering Manager and that could be you! I've been at Gusto for 3.5 years and have had a great time. So, you know, you could apply if you want.

https://boards.greenhouse.io/gusto/jobs/6346384

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2024-11-04 at 00:20

Yeah, I’m not weighing myself this week.

What are we stress eating this week, y’all?

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Written by Kevin Lawver on 2024-11-03 at 18:41

Our anxiety management plan for election night is to order pizza and watch Silence of the Lambs.

Today, I’m introducing the boy to Manhunter so he can see the first (and possibly best) Lecter before seeing the most popular Lecter.

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