My Neighbor: How do you remain so calm in the face of all the disasters?
Me: I have production applications in Microsoft® Azure®. I’m quite numb to disasters.
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I have a new medication with instructions to take on an empty stomach. Do I look like I ever have an empty stomach. Pfft.
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My lady friend and I are exchanging handmade presents. I made cedar planter boxes with Rosemary, Heather Cuphea, and Lantana. I think they came out pretty nice.
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While doing some household cleaning, I found the props I made for a Halloween costume a few years back. I went as a “professional cyclist”.
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It’s that time of year! I get new spam emails at the address that is only used for voter registration shortly after elections. Apparently data brokers slurp them up like good soup.
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Why can’t we incorporate modern cybercrime technology into support systems? I would love to be able to give my elderly uncle a shady link to a drive-by download that uses an exploit to bring up a RAT from which I could fix his computer.
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I’m going on a hike on Santa Cruz Island next weekend. Got my ferry tickets purchased and my granola bars ready. It’s been on my “someday list” since I moved to Ventura County in the late 1900s. So stoked.
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I could easily thrive on a diet of only seasonal Trader Joe’s pumpkin spiced food products. No question.
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