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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-22 at 04:37

I have licked a Henry Moore piece in 15 of the main 38 world locations, and I'll do it again :c00lbert:​

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-21 at 04:37

can't even 'i can't even' any more, because of woke 😡​🤦‍♀️​

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-21 at 03:57

cum taster

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-21 at 03:40

eating a 90s paper towel dispenser iMac and absorbing all the vitamin H*

• Hypercard

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-21 at 02:54

[eating gado-gado again] more like win-donesia

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-21 at 01:29

LIKE and SHARE smooth box crab for no reason whatsoever :widecrab1:​​:widecrab2:​:widecrab3:​​

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-21 at 00:44

sorry Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Zhuge Liang, Pang Tong, Yueying, Xu Shu, Zhou Cang, Cao Cao, Xiahou Dun, Guo Jia, Zhang Liao, Xiahou Yuan, Xu Huang, Zhang He, Xu Zhu, Dian Wei, Yue Jin, Li Dian, Yu Jin, Zhenji, Xun You, Jia Xu, Xun Yu, Sun Jian, Sun Ce, Sun Quan, Zhou Yu, Huang Gai, Sun Shangxiang, Gan Ning, Lu Meng, Ling Tong, Lu Su, Cheng Pu, Han Dang, Taishi Ci, Zhou Tai, Dong Zhuo, Diaochan, Zhang Jiao, Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu, Lu Bu, Chen Gong and Hua Xiong but u need 2 wait

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-21 at 00:31

love u KOEI TECMO GAMES CO., LTD but I'm not paying €80 for Dynasty Warriors Origins just to get my dose of twink swordfrot with all my fave 3 kingdoms sluts :c00lbert:​

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-21 at 00:07

i see shrivelled nazi skeleton fuck biden managed to be steered by his handlers to commuting Leonard Peltier's sentence, congratulations to Leonard ONLY.

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-20 at 23:38

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just like me fr

https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/01/peeing-is-contagious-among-chimps/

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-20 at 06:00

laughing at sassenachs being perceived as 'most likely to snitch FAMILY to the cops' though :gurakek:​

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-20 at 05:46

Glaswegian, can confirm.

you getting harassed

us: HAWL YOU FUCKIN LEA'EM ALANE! 😡​

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-20 at 00:57

a slepe is when you go back to sleep after waking up

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-19 at 13:46

kassoo: the kazoo you play with your asshole

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-19 at 07:23

and fuck.

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-19 at 07:23

MILF: Egyptology Edition

Mummies I'd Love to Find

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-19 at 06:42

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiFfJ-mPBTg

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-19 at 01:49

^Legit, THIS is the post that you should send to friends who think it's 'too complicated' here, I guarantee this will make more sense to more people than the usual 157 pages of technobabble.

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-19 at 01:29

They just got here and already doing a better job of describing the fedi than -any- of the people running it lol

https://mastodon.social/@angie_marie2/113852157401272054

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Written by St Woke of Pronouns on 2025-01-19 at 01:16

seeing a lot of former tiktok users posting in the fed timeline.

putting aside my petty beef with people using the term 'refugee' in a frivolous way I HOPE we can all agree to bully the ageing computer nerds who're going to be shitting and crying about 'le tiktak posters and their stupid posts' on here.

if you see it, give em hell.

Tiktokers welcome, I hope you can carve out a space here like we all did!

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