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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-27 at 19:40

I finally got my Christmas decorations up, into the attic from last #christmas 👍

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-27 at 15:27

I refuse to go to visit my parents for #Thanksgiving because their house only has a #woke gender neutral bathroom

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-26 at 18:58

I got a comment from a Trumper saying we’re doing “financially a lot better under Trump” which reminds me of this meme, except they can’t even wait until he’s in office! 🤣

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-24 at 15:38

A member of a gang that steals led pipes to sell for scrap is called a Led Robster.

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-24 at 14:31

ATTENTION: I will be taking today off from posting my excellent jokes solely for my own entertainment. I will instead be posting witty replies.

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-24 at 03:28

ATTENTION: I will be taking today off from posting my excellent jokes solely for my own entertainment. I will instead be posting witty replies.

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-23 at 22:44

I’m posting this into the void

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-23 at 02:30

An artificial intelligence driven advice column called “Dear AI-bby” 😁

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-21 at 14:45

At the end, my therapist showed me a couple of funny cat videos he found on social media during my session. 👍

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-20 at 18:20

Has sexual assault been normalized yet?

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-16 at 23:27

Pro Tip: 15%

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-16 at 17:38

Dogs constantly watch us because they can't believe we’re doing all these totally unnecessary tasks around the house instead of taking a nap.

[#]dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-11 at 15:48

I always wondered what the Bing Bang sounded like?

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-09 at 21:57

Sure we were wiping our asses with magazines because there was no toilet paper to be found for months at a time, but have you seen the price of eggs lately?

[#]sarcasm #humor

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-07 at 23:27

Fed Chairman believes Trump can't fire him because, get this, it's "against the law"! 😂 The man has clearly not been paying attention.

[#]politicalHumor #uspol

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-04 at 17:02

PRO TIP - you can end any meeting quickly by calling the security guard downstairs using a burner phone to make a bomb threat

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-11-02 at 21:32

BREAKING - #TuckerCarlson has discovered a demon bite mark on his patintin

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-10-31 at 01:13

You know what’s cheaper now than during Trump’s economy? Toilet paper🤣

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-10-30 at 15:28

I used my expired #Covid test yesterday to see if I had Covid last year.

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Written by Obsolete Stanley on 2024-10-28 at 14:49

If we have to keep the #electoralcollege then make Puerto Rico, Washington DC, and Guam the 51st, 52nd, and 53rd States

[#]election2024 #Democrats

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