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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-02-01 at 05:50

Starting a reply in @ivory, putting the phone away for a bit, forgetting about it, coming back to it the next day and the app has been quit by the OS. Starting the reply again, finding what you previously wrote in the drafts. Lovely. ❤️

(Closing the compose sheet to write this post first and accidentally deleting the freshly retrieved draft is on me. 😅)

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-30 at 22:23

I’ve never ever put a sticker on one of my laptops, but if I find a good anti-AI one, I just might start. #AI #LLM #Sticker

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-30 at 15:47

They want to add a chatbot to the platform I maintain.

Fuck.

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-30 at 07:21

@1password Hi. Any chance of having 1Password work on AliExpress?

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-29 at 12:43

I solved an old #Gisnep in 00:39. 🎉

No. 69 | 15 October 2024.

https://gisnep.com/?game=69

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-28 at 23:19

Quand j’étais petit, j’ai vu une série, probablement sur la TSR, où un garçon jouait à un jeu de karaté sur son Amiga, et un jour il y’a un problème avec l’ordinateur, ça fume, et le héros du jeu en sort, un jeune karatéka de dix centimètres de haut.

Quelqu’un d’autre se souviens de ça? Je n’arrive pas à en trouver la trace. #RetroGaming #TV #Série

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-28 at 21:22

Rules of the joke contest here:

https://tooting.ch/@oscherler/113908030425811088

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-28 at 21:22

Rules of the joke contest here:

https://tooting.ch/@oscherler/113908030425811088

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-28 at 21:22

Rules of the joke contest here:

https://tooting.ch/@oscherler/113908030425811088

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-28 at 21:21

Rules of the joke contest here:

https://tooting.ch/@oscherler/113908030425811088

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-28 at 21:20

I’ll never forget the first time I saw a literal gold-plated turd in real life.

[#]GoldenWankerPanzer #Tesla #Cybertruck #WankerPanzer

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-28 at 21:18

I present to you Tesla’s last resort and stupidest idea to try and prevent the Cybertruck from rusting.

[#]GoldenWankerPanzer #Tesla #Cybertruck #WankerPanzer

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-28 at 21:15

Even though it’s covered in gold, they were still scared it would rust.

[#]GoldenWankerPanzer #Tesla #Cybertruck #WankerPanzer

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-28 at 21:14

Breaking, after years of tireless efforts, Tesla engineers developed the first golden object that’s capable of rusting.

[#]GoldenWankerPanzer #Tesla #Cybertruck #WankerPanzer

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-28 at 21:10

Last holiday, I saw a 24K gold plated Tesla Cybertruck at the Dubai Gold Souq Extension.

The jokes, they write themselves, so let’s hear yours.

Here’s how it works:

– Write your joke;

– Optionally use one or several of these photos, or your own, for illustration;

– Post with the hashtag #GoldenWankerPanzer;

– Repeat as often as you like;

– Boost this post, to ensure a good supply of jokes by other people;

– Vote for the best jokes using the favourite button.

[#]Tesla #Cybertruck #WankerPanzer

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-28 at 06:47

Pourquoi est-ce qu’ils ne fabriquent pas les avions dans le même matériau que le film plastique qui emballe les berlingots de lait ou les boîtes de tomate? #EmballageDeMerde #Migros #Coop

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-27 at 18:04

“Brimful od Asha on the

45”

Edit: changed hashtag from ShitSongSunday to EarWormWednesday, we don’t need more negativity these days.

[#]EarWormWednesday #SorryNotSorry #IKnowItsMonday

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-27 at 17:51

RIP NVIDIA. #SorryNotSorry

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-26 at 18:13

@ivory Hi. When you have to display posts like this one, do you receive HTML that you have to strip, or plain text that you can’t do anything with?

Because if you’re stripping HTML, any chance you could insert line breaks at the boundaries of the most common block-level elements, so that list items, for example, are not stuck together on one line?

https://masto.ctms.me/@cinimodev/statuses/01J7PR1ECM7Y2R3B2PC6RQH851

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Written by Ölbaum on 2025-01-25 at 22:05

Je me suis fait un raccourci qui prend une URL par le bouton Partager et l’ouvre dans un onglet privé. Je me demande bien à quoi je vais l’utiliser. #ProtectionDesDonnées #Publicité #DataTheft #DansTonCul #Libé

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