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Written by Benno on 2025-02-06 at 00:58

A recruiter sent me a job ad that said the employer values "MEI: Merit, Excellence & Intelligence" so even if the job hadn't been "solving the HARD problems with AI & Blockchain" I would've advised the recruiter to tell them to get so very, utterly, and completely turbofucked.

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Written by Benno on 2025-02-04 at 05:38

Anyone who used to listen to Snog back in the day knows exactly how the last part of this error message sounded in my head:

"sqlalchemy.exc.DatabaseError: (oracledb.exceptions.DatabaseError) ORA-01155: the database is being opened, closed, mounted or dismounted"

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Written by Benno on 2025-02-04 at 03:31

A Bill for an Act to task Australian Research & Space Exploration with nuking McKinsey and similar consultancies from orbit, and for related purposes.

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Written by Benno on 2025-02-03 at 09:10

Ping @hacks4pancakes

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Written by Benno on 2025-02-02 at 11:00

In refining B3B265:F69029 (Longbranch) in 00h 05m 11s 313ms I have brought glory to the company.

Praise Kier.

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[#]mdrlumon #severance 🧇🐐🔢💯

lumon-industries.com

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Written by Benno on 2025-01-31 at 08:42

Are Raspberry Pi RM2 wifi modules available to the general public anywhere?

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Written by Benno on 2025-01-30 at 23:42

OH: "Don't be the kind of programmer that people want to insert 'fucking' in front of."

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Written by Benno on 2025-01-30 at 20:53

I have a sudden nostalgia for @stilgherrian’s “Have YOU Punched Christopher Pyne Today?” image.

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Written by Benno on 2025-01-30 at 12:40

What if Fred Durst had a profound self-realisation?

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Written by Benno on 2025-01-30 at 03:22

Maybe this year will be the year I buy myself a Glasgow Interface Explorer for my birthday...

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Written by Benno on 2025-01-29 at 01:01

:sickos:

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Written by Benno on 2025-01-28 at 22:38

Oh man, here we go. Solidarity with all my US trans friends: https://bsky.app/profile/erininthemorning.com/post/3lgthupw73s22

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Written by Benno on 2025-01-27 at 00:07

Go home, Melbourne weather. You're drunk.

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Written by Benno on 2025-01-24 at 02:46

It has been 0️⃣ days since I typed "improt" when I meant "import".

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Written by Benno on 2025-01-24 at 00:19

it's mastodon not mastodon't post toot

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Written by Benno on 2025-01-23 at 21:42

Authors will do anything other than work on the book people are waiting for, right @mwl?

https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/113878592575773376

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Written by Benno on 2025-01-21 at 03:14

I mean, hopefully not that anyone who knows me needs it spelled out, but:

Trans Rights, folks. They're human rights.

Fuck anyone who says otherwise now and forever. May they suffer in the most upsetting and personally embarrassing ways possible.

Just felt that might need a little restating.

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Written by Benno on 2025-01-20 at 23:14

Starting a new band called "Awkward Gesture" and the only song we ever play is "Nazi Punks Fuck Off".

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Written by Benno on 2025-01-14 at 01:39

@robin Hello new name same person!

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Written by Benno on 2025-01-13 at 11:38

Have you ever considered killing all the bosses in Elden Ring, without getting hit, using an electronic saxophone as a controller? https://youtu.be/yaCvZd7iOkM

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