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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2025-01-01 at 01:02

Find me on Bluesky theanastasia.bsky.social

Or Twitter, Threads, and Instagram @the_anastasia

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-31 at 00:42

How long do I have to wait after Christmas till I can be naughty again?

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-28 at 18:49

When you first start your job vs 3 years in.

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-27 at 01:04

Happy Boxing Day to all who celebrate.

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-26 at 02:16

Merry Witchmas to all my fellow heathens.

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-25 at 00:38

Merriest of Christmases! Happiest of Holidays! Gayest of Yuletides! 🎄

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-24 at 01:00

My neck of the woods. My leg of the desert. My bellybutton of the meadow.

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-21 at 00:38

People who say it’s lazy for cashiers to sit down while at work - just wait till you find out about what happens in an office!

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-20 at 00:56

What I thought marriage would be like: a constant source of love, joy, and support.

What my marriage is actually like: a constant source of love, joy, and support.

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-19 at 01:00

Christmas gifts that were lame as a kid but are now awesome:

Books

Socks

Basic necessities

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-18 at 00:41

Them: Any exciting holiday plans?

Me: yep!

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-17 at 01:01

Sometimes work may feel like prison but at least in prison no one ever asks you if you’re working hard or hardly working.

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-13 at 00:37

Kitsugi is the Japanese art of fixing broken things with gold.

Me: Siri, how do I apply gold to my brain?

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-12 at 00:49

I feel like I never fully recovered emotionally from Pluto being demoted to a dwarf planet.

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-11 at 00:57

Me at 18: an 11pm curfew is ridiculous, I’m an adult.

Me now: I can’t go out tonight, it’s already past 8pm.

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-10 at 00:59

Be the anarchy you want to see in the world.

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-07 at 00:58

Every day disappearing into the woods seems like a more and more viable option

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-06 at 00:59

Don’t even talk to me before I had my morning vial of bubbling green liquid with vapours that turn into a skull upon opening.

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-05 at 00:51

Forget zodiac signs. Are you a Snow Miser or a Heat Miser?

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Written by Anastasia MacKenzie on 2024-12-04 at 01:00

If you’re anxious follow the 3-3-3 rule. Name three thing you can see, listen to three sounds you can hear, and kill three people that annoy you.

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