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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-21 at 18:07

Watching positive reviews of gear I already own to make myself feel smart 😌

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-21 at 13:21

‘What?’

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-20 at 21:55

Joe Biden on Monday left a personal letter addressed to his successor in the Oval Office, returning the gesture Donald Trump made for him on Inauguration Day in 2021.

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-20 at 11:34

‘I’m not going out there’

‘me neither’

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-20 at 03:12

I can't explain how much I want a vintage Six Million Dollar Man toy 🥹

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-19 at 23:03

• in a phony Australian accent*

‘hidin from spiders while listening to tame impala’

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-19 at 22:48

It wasn’t all bad news

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-19 at 17:54

• vacuuming the cat hair off the stairs*

wife: oh that’s good, I noticed we had hairy steps

me: you know I went to high school with Harry Steps, you should have seen that kid dance

wife:

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-19 at 16:57

It's currently 14 degrees F in Montreal Canada, tomorrow's high will be 10 F. For this reason I will be staying indoors to not watch the inauguration

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-18 at 18:47

Ever have a song pop into your head after years of not thinking about it? This is one for me: The Hooters ‘All You Zombies’ https://youtu.be/2LE0KpcP05I?si=t3pi6O-0LkB9BU7Q

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-17 at 20:12

‘President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration will be moved indoors, he announced Friday, due to dangerously cold temperatures projected in the nation’s capital.’

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-17 at 18:36

Make Tropic Thunder II With Jay Mohr in blackface doing Tracey Morgan’s voice for the entire film you cowards

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-17 at 11:42

It’s too early to work out 😿

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-16 at 17:37

Saw this screen grab this morning from Biden's speech last night and for a second I thought he was holding a lil TikTok mic

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-16 at 11:38

When you’re the first one in the office

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-15 at 21:16

Leaving my office today with the lowest approval rating I’ve had all week 🚶🏿‍♂️

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-15 at 18:31

My grandma was way ahead of the recycling game you guys. When I was in elementary school, I’d get in trouble if I didn’t bring back the foil my sandwich was wrapped in so she could wash and reuse it ♻️

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-15 at 16:56

F.D.A. Bans Red Dye 3 in Foods, Linking It to Cancer in Rats

Consumer and food safety groups have long urged the agency to revoke the use of this dye and others. The F.D.A. says there still is no evidence it is a human carcinogenic.

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-15 at 16:11

Very difficult to read an article where they keep quoting Al B. Sure! The punctuation is maddening. Is it AI they’re talking about? I’m not Sure!

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Written by Patrick 🌎 on 2025-01-15 at 12:26

Glad meta had all those layoffs employing people is woke

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