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Written by «Harvey Esquire» on 2025-02-06 at 15:48

Ocean's 15 Movie Update:

George Clooney and Brad Pitt, who are in talks to reprise their Ocean's Eleven roles, will finance the film because they are rich enough to buy the eggs that will be the target of the heist.

[#]Mastodon #Thursday #Humor #sarcasm #winter #ThrowBackThursday #eggs

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Written by «Harvey Esquire» on 2025-02-06 at 01:03

"The winter of 2023-2024 was unusually warm and short in many parts of the United States, with some areas experiencing no winter at all."

[What winter sports are we missing?]

[#]Mastodon #Wednesday #Weird #winter #HumpDay #funny

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Written by «Harvey Esquire» on 2025-02-02 at 20:34

"We Have Met the Enemy and He Is Us" - Pogo

[#]Mastodon #Sunday #Weird #winter #Cartoon #comics #humor #tradewar #Pogo

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Written by «Harvey Esquire» on 2025-02-02 at 01:37

I hate waking up mid-winter just to find out it's warm outside. Then I got to eat something and it keeps me awake.

[#]Mastodon #Saturday #Weird #winter #funny #bears #bear

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Written by «Harvey Esquire» on 2025-02-01 at 04:45

[#]Headlines "NASA’s OSIRIS-REx mission just found DNA building blocks on asteroid Bennu." 🧬☄️

✔️ 14 amino acids

✔️ All 5 DNA nucleobases

✔️ Signs of ancient brine water

Life’s ingredients were in space before Earth even existed. - @AstroKirsten

[So is it possible they found the remains of brine shrimp or sea-monkeys?]

💥 💥 SEA-MONKEYS FROM OUTER SPACE 💥 💥

[#]Mastodon #Friday #humor #space #Seamonkeys #news

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Written by «Harvey Esquire» on 2025-01-31 at 01:16

"Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!"

[#]Mastodon #Thursday #Weird #winter #Cartoon #comics #humor #Batman

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Written by «Harvey Esquire» on 2025-01-28 at 20:42

Happy Up Helly Aa Day!!

[The Viking Fire Festival has more torches than Guy Fawkes Day.]

https://www.youtube.com/live/cTViaw4gl6o?si=IRb047AgzsaYhIXE

[#]Mastodon #Tuesday #weird #humor #holiday #holidays #UpHellyAa

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Written by «Harvey Esquire» on 2025-01-28 at 02:43

"Well, Might as well turn around. There is no intelligence here."

[#]Mastodon #Monday #Weird #winter #Cartoon #comics #humor #Simpsons

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Written by «Harvey Esquire» on 2025-01-27 at 01:03

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time." - Charles M. Schulz

[#]Mastodon #Sunday #Weird #winter #Cartoon #comics #humor #Peanuts

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Written by «Harvey Esquire» on 2025-01-23 at 04:30

There was a three hare pile up, today ..

[#]Mastodon #Wednesday #Weird #winter #humor #funny #bunny #bunnies #rabbit #rabbitsofmastodon

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Written by «Harvey Esquire» on 2025-01-22 at 00:31

"Don't bother me. I'm working on a hot new novel tonight."

[#]Mastodon #Tuesday #weird #humor

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Written by «Harvey Esquire» on 2025-01-20 at 23:14

"HONEY! I'm Home."

reply "Was it a bad day?"

[#]Mastodon #Monday #Weird #funny #bear #BlueMonday

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Written by «Harvey Esquire» on 2025-01-19 at 00:46

Time To Get Into Line ...

[#]Mastodon #Saturday #Weird #winter #politics #funny #cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #dogs #dogsofmastodon

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Written by «Harvey Esquire» on 2025-01-16 at 00:17

John Cleese

"I was so busy being silly that I missed #internationalsillywalksday this year! 😵 I therefore demand to see your Silly Walk this week. Here is some inspiration from “Kokos Productions.” Jan 2013 - Annual Silly Walk March across Brno (Czech Republic) city centre"

https://t.co/TJpevLJSC2

[#]Mastodon #Wednesday #Weird #winter #humor #funny #sillywalks

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