Some days you just need to say "fuck it" and take your miniature kaiju for a walk.
[#]godzilla #humor #humour #movies
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Every claw machine during the early days of the pandemic.
[#]humor #humour #TP #pandemic #covid
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So earlier today my little collection of short stories was in pretty illustrious company on Amazon :)
It's in pre-sale for another month, but every purchase helps with the algorithm on release day! Please buy it if you think you'd enjoy the stories!
https://geni.us/Gates
[#]sciencefiction #SFF #shortstory #shortstories #book #books
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When your imposter syndrome really kicks in.
[#]dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #humor #humour
via: https://www.essexlive.news/news/celebs-tv/watch-moment-essex-rescue-dog-539788
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L'Oréal: Because weird dogs are worth it.
[#]IKnowItsAHorse #weird #dog #dogs #dogstadon #humor #humour
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So, if you know what tuckerization is, this giveaway may be of special interest you. It's to support the release of my new book, The Gates of Polished Horn.
https://kingsumo.com/g/m4z58v1/the-gates-of-polished-horn-giveaway
There's also a t-shirt and a signed copy of the book up for grabs!
Tuckerization explained here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuckerization
[#]book #books #shortstories #shortstory #collection #giveaway #freestuff #sciencefiction
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Kurt Vonnegut, the swooper. How I've come to adore this style of writing.
https://markarayner.com/kurt-vonnegut-swooper/
[#]book #books #bookstodon #writingcommunity #writing #amwriting
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Crap, where did I leave my existential dread?
[#]humor #humour #existentialism #existentialdread #funny #satire
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So true! I DO have a book coming out.
Find it here: https://geni.us/Gates
[#]book #books #sciencefiction #literaryfiction #humor #humour #writing #writingcommunity #bookstodon
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Nine charming quotes about writing. I think my favorite, at least this morning, is:
“Keep in mind Oscar Wilde: ‘A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.’”
— Joyce Carol Oates
https://markarayner.com/charming-quotes-about-writing/
[#]writing #writingcommunity #amwriting #humor #humour #books #book #bookstodon
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Bilbo Baggins is a wealthy hobbit who hires Gandalf Travel to take him on a grand tour of Middle Earth.
But Gandalf plays a little bait-and-switch. Our hero discovers that it will not be Gandalf leading the tour, but a cadre of venal and hygienically challenged dwarves. Even worse, he is expected to do most of the work. Bilbo discovers hidden reserves of talent, bravery and pluck.
Everything goes well until Bilbo inadvertently starts a race war.
[#]book #humor #review #books #sff #humour
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How it feels when you finish writing your book.
Buy my latest here: https://geni.us/Gates
[#]books #book #humor #humour #sciencefiction #shortstories #collection #writing #writingcommunity
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His name is Polar Vortex. And he is cross.
[#]caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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Hobbled by writer's block? This new writing service really gets results!
[#]ItWasRightThere #humor #humour #writing #writingcommunity #WIP
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RIP you magnificent weirdo. Your art was amazing.
[#]davidlynch
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Review: The Odyssey is a story about a homicidal maniac (Odysseus) who refuses to ask for directions. This tragic flaw, shared by many men, leads his crew to disaster. Some are eaten by monsters, some are eaten by their crew-mates, and some finally get fed up with this cruise from hell (literally at one point), and take a flight home.
When Odysseus returns home, he is shocked, SHOCKED, to discover that after a 20-year absence, his wife is entertaining the possibility of remarrying.
[#]books
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And yes, I know that statue is in the Faroe Islands, not Ireland. But the book is about selkies.
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My review of People of the Sea, by David Thomson, though it's actually more of a reflection of how much I love Ireland 😀
https://markarayner.com/irish-people-of-the-sea/
Image credit: “Kópakonan” selkie-statue, Mikladalur, Kalsoy, Faroe Islands (© kallerna, via WikiCommons, CC BY-SA 4.0)
[#]book #books #bookstodon #review #reading #amreading
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Getting some work done on his WIP. (Whiskers, Indeed, Paws)
[#]cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour #WIP
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Three of my favorite professions!
by Tom Gauld
[#]humor #humour #cartoons #venndiagram
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