Our Chrismas mugs come in 100ml and 500ml varieties... so after downing only two cups of coffee I am now ready to steamroll straight through to the end of 2024!
[#]demoscene #hohoho
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Just broke up with four domain names (from a pool of many, many more) for projects that never saw the light of day. Feeling very Marie Kondo now.
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How many times have I spent half the CSS budget just to make checkboxes not look like crap, you ask?
Yes.
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Accidentally stumbled upon a really good way to annoy somebody.
I had an old wireless keyboard tucked away in the corner of my home office. My wife put some storage boxes on top of it, inadvertently turning it on and depressing a bunch of keys.
I didn't know about this.
What I -did- know, is that I was trying to login my windows machine and all I got was a non-stop flow of ●●●●●●●●●●●●●● (ad infinitum) making it impossible to enter my password or do anything else.
Fun! 😈
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My daughter is learning for her biology test and every time she mutters the word conditioning I ring this tiny little bell I have on my desk and yes my kids hate me why do you ask?
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A lot of you will recognize these specific version numbers and think I am being (a) late to the show and (b) silly (which frankly I am), but as someone who juggles a lot of different environments this kind of versioning puts a rain cloud over my soul. 😢
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I seem to be spending a remarkably large part of my adult life writing code that flips images wrong.
Definitely living up to my full potential here.
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Every year, my daughter and I collect donations for Het Gehandicapte Kind (The Disabled Child Foundation). Would you like to contribute to this wonderful cause? Our donation tin is also shaking online! 😄 ❤️
https://hetgehandicaptekind.digicollect.nl/paul-jan-pauptit
(Sorry, the website is only availabel in Dutch)
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Ieder jaar collecteer ik met mijn dochter voor Het Gehandicapte Kind. Wil je nou ook iets geven voor dit mooie doel? Hier rammelt onze bus ook digitaal! 😄 ❤
https://hetgehandicaptekind.digicollect.nl/paul-jan-pauptit
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No you just spent 5 minutes adding a favicon to an internal prototype.
Yes that's a robot with a headset. For reasons.
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At my daughter's school they are using a math approach that is Graphing First. Use smaller and smaller deltas, calculate those using the graphic calculator, and then... then they finally get introduced the concept of a derivative.
As someone who grasped these concepts the other way around (algebra/calculus first, everything else felt fluffy) this is driving me slightly bonkers. 😄
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"Big bird is NOT a lesbian!" and other deep statements by my teenage daughter this Saturday night.
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Me: "Yeah, I am pretty experienced with graphics coding, let me implement that bit for you"
Also me: Fumbles around for an hour trying to crop-and-center a video screenshot to a thumbnail with a different aspect ratio.
🙃
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Working remotely on a camera app through RDP, and now somebody turned off the lights in the office (it's the weekend after all) so now all I get is a sea of (0, 0, 0).
Trying to see if I can activate the physical screens so they will light up the room a bit. 😅
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Remixing a little image recognition plaything based on TensorFlow.js for a museum, and there is no visual output yet but I can tell it's working because my PC fans spin up to full throttle when I press the right buttons in the interface.
Not even kidding, it's a very convenient non-visual debugging indicator.
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One my the great joys in my life is that googling "google play console" yields a link to the signup page of the google page console.
You know, that thing you need to do once (sign up), in stead of the thing you need to a gazillion times (log in).
And as my default google account is linked to a defunct google play account, that signup page shows nothing but a dead end, with no way to switch accounts.
Cool stuff.
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Me: "haha, users can be so dumb, they don't even read the on-screen instructions right in front of them"
Also me: [uploads all purchase invoices into the sales folder of the accounting firm]
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"Hey, everybody seems to be receiving all data from all devices, can you take a look?"
No, that can't be right, why would that... wait... what's this code?
F*ck whoever added that smug smiley at the end (narrator: it was him; he did this to himself)
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Ever thought "Ouch, I need to support user cancel in a complicated flow? Wait, I'll hack it in using using an exception"?
Well, so did Microsoft . Sure is fun to do undocumented (https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/entra/identity-platform/reference-error-codes) string searches inside exception messages to handle ordinary user flow.
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This tune Gasman made For Deadline demoparty's 10th anniversary is great, see how many demoscene references 𝒚𝒐𝒖 recognize/understand. 🥰
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNL8pqQ01Qc
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