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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2025-02-03 at 03:23

um.

wow.

That was, how do say... fucking terrible?

By ever metric, the worst movie I've seen on #monsterdon, or possibly ever.

Worst script, acting, props, set design, vfx, sfx, incidental music, direction, camera work.

They managed to take the one good idea in the movie, giant dom space Amazons, and ruin it. Hell, if they just had 75 minutes of beatnik army sergeant that would been better.

dah well. Thx for watching y'all! thx @Taweret for hosting! have a great week, stay safe, c u next Sunday!

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2025-02-03 at 02:31

lotta careless weapon handling here

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2025-01-27 at 04:08

OK, so I got a late start on #Piranha tonite, for dinner making reasons, but hot damn that was legit a great movie

will scroll back in the timeline so the comments sync up W/ a rewatch now...

Thanks as always to all for joining in, @Taweret for hosting, have a great week, see you next Sunday

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2025-01-20 at 21:45

Hey @stux! seeing some unusual behavior on mstdn.social today (avis not displaying, att'd images not displaying, notifications look different)

is this a result of a server update, or is something weird happening?

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2025-01-20 at 03:33

Oof. Hadn't seen that for almost 20 years - wayyy more gratuitous non-consensual sex stuff than I'd remembered, guess I blocked it out.

Dug the soundtrack, the clothes, the set design, but... oof.

Oh well. Thanks everyone for joining in! Thanks @Taweret for hosting! Good luck this week, see you next Sunday!

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2025-01-20 at 02:33

Gentlemen, please! No fighting in the sex room!

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2025-01-14 at 18:29

A question for the #Monsterdon community, just out of idle curiosity: do you tend to vote more for movies that you've seen before & loved/think would be enjoyed by the community, or for movies that you haven't seen?

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2025-01-13 at 02:06

You? You're a boy!

Yes. Yes, a John Boy.

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2025-01-06 at 03:25

Hunh. For a movie where like 98% of the dialogue was people explaining stuff, that didn't really make a lot of sense, did it?

Oh well. It did have a devil girl! From Mars! Let's hear it for truth in advertising!

Thanks everyone for watching along!

Thanks @Taweret for hosting! Have a great week & see y'all next Sunday!

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2025-01-06 at 03:11

why does the background keep shaking whenever people embrace?

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2024-12-23 at 03:48

Oh well! An hour twenty five well spent with my internet friends! Even if I can pick nits at the movie, I'd never do that to y'all!

Thanks to everyone for watching along! Thanks to @Taweret for hosting! Thanks for a fun year of #monsterdon and #Monsterdonning !

May you all have a happy, healthy, irony-free holiday season! Take care, have a great week, and if you're taking next week off for seasonal reasons, happy new year!

good yule, bless, glad tidings, etc.!

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2024-12-23 at 03:40

So that was a motion picture! With sound! And turtlenecks! And skiing!

NGL, the best part was the turtlenecks... 2nd best was how they were trying to make a "Jaws, but in Colorado" movie, complete w/ Mayor who refuses to act on the news of gruesome deaths, because 'the economy.' 3rd was how the whole thing had this 're-using b-roll from human interest stories from ABC's Wide World of Sports re: skiing' vibe, with an hon. mention to the "Bi-athlete" storyline that they just dropped...

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2024-12-23 at 03:26

And if the logs were parallel to the camper when they knocked it over, how did so many end up jammed in the camper's back door?

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2024-12-23 at 03:21

Wait, why was there a big pile of logs out there in the middle of the woods?

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2024-12-16 at 03:43

Also, for how Ron-Jeremy-looking NASA guy was, it's remarkable how not horny he was? Like, the least horny of any of the named characters?

Also, not a scientist, but: I wouldn't keep all my chem lab glassware & bunsen burners, etc., right next to all my oscilloscopes. Just me!

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2024-12-16 at 03:29

So... huh. That was something?

Full marks to whoever did the score & incidental music!

Not sure what the deal was with the revival meeting subplot?

Also unsure of the physics of the black hole opening a portal to the giant spider universe? And why just 1 was giant, and the rest were regular sized? And why they were in geodes? Or what NASA has to do with giant spiders?

Dah well.

Thanks everyone for joining in! Thanks @Taweret for hosting! Have a great week & see you next Sunday!

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2024-12-16 at 02:54

Wait, why did Cousin Skeevvey's car explode before it hit the garage?

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2024-12-16 at 02:01

Props to the OG-Dr.-Who-Esque opening title music

If you're going to set up a black hole in rural WI, that's the way to go

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2024-12-09 at 03:09

Huh. I'm no filmmaker, or professional film critic, or whatever, but I feel like if your movie's runtime is 65 minutes, and you spend 30+ minutes on exposition... maybe that's more an episode of a TV show, than a movie?

Dah well. Thanks everyone for watching along! thanks @Taweret for hosting! Have a great week & see you next Sunday!

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Written by Rufus J. Cooter on 2024-12-02 at 11:55

Just finished @Noupside 's Invisible Rulers and I gotta say, it's a must read for this day & age

will refer to it a bunch in the coming days/weeks/etc., so y'all might as well get ahead of the curve and get yer hands on it & start reading, if you haven't already...

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