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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2025-01-10 at 04:12

Threads had lighting in a bottle, and instead they decided it'd be better to just be horrible and dehumanizing towards LGBT folks; trans folks in particular. Nah, don't need that energy

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2025-01-09 at 18:27

Meeting cancelled? Wow they must’ve found its old tweets

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2025-01-06 at 20:40

Me telling people to reconnect and circle back in the new year: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

People reconnecting and circling back in the new year: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2025-01-01 at 04:16

The best part about living on the West Coast is you can celebrate New Years at 9pm and then go right to bed

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-12-31 at 04:58

Aaron Sorkin making a Jimmy Carter biopic? Call that Sorkin Da Peanuts

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-12-30 at 12:18

Air Canada Cargo? No, Air Canada Planefly

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-12-29 at 21:40

I usually don’t complain about airlines because shit happens, but now getting home two days late because of two days in a row of cancelled flights 🙃

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-12-25 at 16:01

[ruffling through papers] I still have the receipt for those ten lords a-leaping if you don’t like them

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-12-18 at 06:31

me opening xcode for the first time in 2 months

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-12-18 at 02:41

gn sf 🌇

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-12-18 at 02:01

Me setting up my OoO status until January 6th

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-12-11 at 02:31

“Inside the Massive Repair Shops Where Subway Cars Go for a Makeover”

This is extremely my shit

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/01/nyregion/subway-repair-shop-new-york.html

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-12-10 at 01:21

[SCENE: At Flour + Water]

ME: I’ll have the flour

WAITER: Excellent choice sir

ME: And the water

WAITER: Most excellent

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-12-08 at 04:55

It remains very funny to me what qualifies as a scandal in The West Wing

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-12-05 at 07:00

I am in hell, I've somehow managed to make macOS let me focus two windows at once (nothing else works)

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-12-03 at 00:12

Eagerly awaiting the first of many "Here's Why Joe Biden's Pardon Of His Son Hunter Biden Is Worse Than January 6th, And Why The Democrats Are Now The Party of Insurrection" takes, that you just know are being cooked up

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-11-21 at 17:42

The WOKE MOB claims another victim!!

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-11-19 at 00:42

the bay really skipped fall and went right to winter huh? It's cold as fuck

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-11-12 at 04:20

Couldn't bring myself to watch Kamala's concession speech until now. Hadn't cried yet, now I have. Ugggghhhhhhhh…

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Written by Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-11-11 at 19:11

I wonder what unknown to science disease I just got by stepping into an ankle deep puddle at the base of the Powell BART stairs

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