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Written by DopeGhoti on 2025-01-22 at 16:58

Wow.

I am not one to judge a day first thing, but wow. This is a good day.

Today is the first day since the early 2010s that I have woken up without any back pain. I even was able to roll over and stand up and walk around a bit before feeling any aches or twinges at all.

I forgot what it feels like to not have that constancy in the background of my mere existence.

I may be working today but I will enjoy this for as long as it lasts.

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Written by DopeGhoti on 2025-01-21 at 22:20

@GottaLaff Glad to see that your migration went about as smoothly as it could have- I hope your new instance works well for you!

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Written by DopeGhoti on 2025-01-16 at 22:35

Things That Are Not the Same, Partial List:

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Written by DopeGhoti on 2025-01-16 at 21:33

When did #SoftwareDevelopment suddenly universally frame itself around Stories and Epics and Points and Sprints?

I'm writing a log parser, not composing the tale of Gilgamesh or setting up a track meet.

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Written by DopeGhoti on 2025-01-05 at 02:46

The #OxfordComma implies the existence of the Stanford Semicolon.

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Written by DopeGhoti on 2024-12-19 at 22:08

Calling it now.

The "debt ceiling" (i. e. actually paying debts already incurred) will be waived permanently.

And it will be reinstated about 9 nanoseconds after anyone who even looks toward the left is (s)elected into the Office of the President come 2028 and beyond.

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Written by DopeGhoti on 2024-12-05 at 21:14

If I had infinite money, I would start a company in the same space as Humana and UHC and BCBS. It would literally be called "Healthcare Denial Distribution". We would do the same thing the other companies do, but we'd at least be honest about it.

Because of the infinite money, we'd just do what all the other companies do for ⅒ the price. We'd be able do to this because it would not be publicly traded and as such not beholden to shareholder profits as a motive.

Once all the other companies are driven out of business due to the stiff competition, we'd start lying to our customers.

Which is to say we'd start denying the denial of healthcare services.

I am sad that I don't have infinite money to make this happen.

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Written by DopeGhoti on 2024-12-05 at 19:43

Dear #Okta

I only use you because my employer forces me to.

No, I will not use you as a general password manager. I wouldn't have before you had a very public data breach, I certainly won't now.

No, I will not use you as a clunky, slower, cloud-hosted replacement for local bookmarks. What cocktail of neurotoxins convinced you that would be a good idea in the first place?

XOXO,

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Written by DopeGhoti on 2024-11-24 at 04:20

Sweet Home Andromeda

[#]CountrifySciFi #HashtagGames

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