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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2025-01-20 at 15:21

"Germans who get their news through #TikTok are less likely to see China as a dictatorship, be less critical of Russia's invasion of Ukraine and be more sceptical about climate change and the utility of vaccines than consumers of other media."

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/german-tiktokers-like-china-russia-more-poll-shows-2025-01-20/

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2025-01-20 at 06:57

I just realised that Cosmo Sheldrake's music is quite #solarpunk in both the form and the themes, with lyrics revolving around, and the samples sourced from, the nature.

I didn't think I'd ever use a phrase "warm, earthy beat" to describe a song, and yet here we are.

Cosmo Sheldrake - Soil (feat. NATURE)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_TZ6k8ArwY

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2025-01-18 at 14:14

à propos of nothing, I sure hope nothing I ever make becomes hugely popular, I'd hate to find out how big of an ego trip I'd be capable of

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2025-01-15 at 14:22

when you wanna be a big bad Viking but can't give up the rave life

Fuimadane - A Huldra´s Lullaby (feat. Brumbassen)

https://fuimadane.bandcamp.com/track/a-huldra-s-lullaby-feat-brumbassen

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2025-01-13 at 05:44

first day of work in the year of our lord twenty twenty five

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2024-12-25 at 09:43

I got an email from my sister saying that I've adopted a porpoise, WWF certificate in PDF and all, so I'm afraid the Best Gift on the Planet contest is over and y'all can compete for the 2nd place, at best.

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2024-12-22 at 10:37

suddenly "a snake is eating a blue apple" doesn't seem like the least useful sentence anymore

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2024-12-19 at 13:59

AXOLOTL SOCKLS

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2024-12-19 at 13:30

the day I've been dreading for years has finally arrive. I've found some mail from a lawyer in my mailbox.

IT WAS FROM @neil IT WAS A HOLIDAY POSTCARD FROM @neil , HOLY COW WHAT A DAMN FINE POSTCARD IT IS

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2024-12-18 at 22:10

pISSStream is a macOS menu bar app that shows how full the International Space Station's urine tank is in real time:

https://github.com/Jaennaet/pISSStream/

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2024-12-15 at 13:48

• blocks Feditree*

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2024-12-14 at 15:48

went to a poké bowl place. the Most Boring Man Alive in the line in front of me dismissed all pre-made combos, picked the "make your own bowl", and chose the following 5 ingredients:

1. shrimp

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2024-12-13 at 20:37

13.12 21:37

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2024-12-13 at 14:33

PLeAsE booSt foR a biGGeR sAmPLe SiZE

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2024-12-13 at 14:32

horny + angry =

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2024-12-09 at 07:33

a kid sitting in a tram seat in front of mine is watching a Youtube video titled "Windows End of Support Messages"

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2024-12-06 at 17:23

I walked in front of the grille, looked the driver in the eyes, and dear reader, throwing a double thumbs down and blowing a raspberry as loud as I was able to produce has never felt better.

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2024-12-06 at 17:22

I woke up ultra late and definitely felt Not At Peace With The World. by the time I went to get groceries it was already dark outside and cold and wet, and the rush hour was at its peak. I was trying to cross the jammed street and some jerk in his emotional support SUV blocked (illegally) the entirety of the pedestrian crossing, so people having a green light had to walk around his oversized therapy replacement.

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2024-12-06 at 16:10

• slams the mute button on the wrapstodon hashtag with the might of Genghis Khan's army*

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Written by noodlejetski :verified_gay: on 2024-12-06 at 07:34

🎄🌈 Introducing #GrindrWrapped 🌈🎄

⚫ You have ignored 2️⃣4️⃣3️⃣ profiles without a profile photo, age, or any description whatsoever

👋 You have received 1️⃣1️⃣7️⃣ messages containing a single word, "hey"

🚫 You have blocked 8️⃣8️⃣3️⃣7️⃣5️⃣2️⃣ accounts sending a pornographic picture with a scam URL overlaid on top of it

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