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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-12 at 07:33

All my trolls are morons.

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-12 at 07:33

Q. What about Munich?!

A. Munich in West is synonymous with cowardly appeasement. Neville Chamberlain is denigrated for his weak policy. It isn't state policy to defend it as is the case for MR pact in Russia. No one gets jailed for talking about Munich. But you now want same thing for 🇺🇦

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-12 at 07:32

He was there to discuss possibility of joining axis powers. That it was even possibility is lesson 712 of Darth’s “how to trigger tankies”

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-12 at 07:29

OTD in 1940 Soviet Foreign Minister arrived by train in Berlin, received Guard of Honor and had friendly meet with Hitler. Totally not allies.

If Ukraine was actually Nazi we would sign a peace deal with them & we’d actually honor it. Unlike every other one we’ve signed.

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-12 at 07:25

OTD in 2002 i threatened to castrate a journalist who asked about civilain casualties caused by me carpet bombing Grozny.

You didn't listen when I told you who I am. And here we are.

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-12 at 07:23

In a sense I didn’t lie. To call what we did “planned” is to stretch the term beyond its meaning.

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-12 at 07:23

OTD in 2021 I denied any plans to invade Ukraine.

So you can believe me now if I say I’ll stop & sign a treaty.

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-11 at 15:46

The last victim in the bunker with Darth was @anderspuck. We talked what Trump’s wind likely means, and avoided the click bait headlines.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxPk9yHR-2E

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-11 at 15:21

Trump: “I told Putin not to escalate”

Me, 12 hours later:

https://t.co/efgmseFOYa

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-11 at 13:11

Trump said we had a call and the Kremlin said we didn’t. This will be common going forward.

We don’t do propaganda so you will believe something. We do it so you will believe nothing. Then you will do nothing

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-11 at 12:36

My trolls: “Trump will be much tougher and Putin fears his presidency”

Trump: “I have told Putin not to escalate”

Darth: Launches largest drone attack on Kiev of war.

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-11 at 10:25

This was 3rd (after Kiev & Kharkiv) strategic battlefield defeat Ukraine has imposed upon the “world’s second most powerful military”. Since then our navy also retreated from Crimea. The fact they’ve yet to impose a 5th mean Russia has been about to win any day now for 2+ years.

On planet troll

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-11 at 10:24

OTD in 2022 crowds of Ukrainians who voted 99% to join Russia were terrified that the people who've been shelling them & committing genocide for 8 years pushed their glorious Russian liberators out of their territory.

I remain a master strategist.

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-10 at 09:49

OTD in 1999 the OSCE conference was in Istanbul. Russia promised to remove our troops from Moldova & Georgia by end of 2002.

We lied. Which is why Ukraine should believe our promises now & negotiate…

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-09 at 09:12

OTD in 1989, the Berlin Wall didn’t fall, the East German government unveiled a “reform package”. This involved opening 18 crossing points into capitalist West.

Best tankie cope ever.

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-09 at 09:10

OTD in 1989 crowds of CIA sponsored fascists in pay of Soros stormed the Berlin Wall to begin an illegal, and very gay, annexation of East Germany.

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-08 at 22:48

Comrade @cjcmichel came to the bunker to talk Dark Money and American Kleptocracy with Prez

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-08 at 17:25

If Joe wants to mess up Trump’s inauguration he should quit the day before and make Kamala president for 24 hours. All those made in China “45 & 47” hats will be useless.

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-08 at 17:09

Sent congratulations to Governor Trump. Look forward to meet to discuss Ukraine, without Ukraine.

If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu.

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Written by Darth Putin on 2024-11-07 at 13:06

The next guest in the bunker hoping to survive is Anders Puck Nielsen. We’ll talk the war, Trump, North Korea and the Russian economy. @anderspuck

Best questions get antidote. Like & subscribe.

https://youtube.com/@inthebunkerwithdarth?feature=shared

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