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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-02-05 at 05:10

The White House issues a statement that they wish to have Lara Trump replace Kendrick Lamar as the performer at the super Bowl halftime show. The NFL has not yet announced that they will do as they're told.

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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-02-04 at 23:34

The White House issues a statement that they wish to have 90 year old Pat Boone replace Kendrick Lamar as the performer at the super Bowl halftime show. The NFL has not yet announced that they will do as they're told.

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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-02-04 at 03:23

There is a button on the copier / printer labelled Release All. If I press it then I am worried that there may be hounds, kraken, and inhibitions all over the place.

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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-01-30 at 16:39

This is what happens

1. Trump's nominee for any given office is the worst ever, wholly unqualified, and prepared to severely damage the department or agency.

2. Dems ask tough questions and issue strong statements.

3. GOP majority okays nominee anyway.

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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-01-28 at 19:15

🎶It takes tools to make a thing go right🎶

Hi. I'm Rob Base for Home Depot.

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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-01-25 at 15:14

Dorothy: Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore.

Toto: Obviously. We're blessing the rains down in Africa.

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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-01-25 at 01:03

You're living in your own private January.

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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-01-23 at 20:18

Days when you feel inside like a barrel of slam-dancing squirrels, ping-ponging in frenzied chaos, are not the best, in my opinion.

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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-01-23 at 17:56

If you are only concerned with prejudice when it comes from the opposite end of the political spectrum, and not when the source is the extremists on your own side, then you are really concerned with politics and not prejudice.

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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-01-20 at 04:16

Just so that you're aware, that show The Flash is not about a braless woman opening her cardigan sweater.

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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-01-15 at 23:26

It was a typo and you guys I just don't feel like fixing it.

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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-01-15 at 17:30

You picked a find time to leave me Lou (seal).

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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-01-11 at 18:19

If it weren't the moniker of a first-rate news broadcaster then an ideal name for a vampire would be Katie Phang.

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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-01-04 at 22:58

Be wary of gambling sites privacy settings. One asked, "Do you accept bookies?"

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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-01-04 at 21:31

Do you use paper, plastic, or a reusable tote to bag up that no diggity?

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Written by Mardigroan on 2025-01-01 at 04:31

Hey girl, are you two Ibuprofen? Because you are just what I need.

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Written by Mardigroan on 2024-12-24 at 03:05

We need leading scientists to invent gloves that don't fall out of coat pockets or coat pockets out of which gloves don't fall.

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Written by Mardigroan on 2024-12-21 at 02:04

I'm a bit of a time traveler. In fact I went one minute forward in 60 seconds.

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Written by Mardigroan on 2024-12-21 at 01:54

🎶 Grandma got run over by a Roomba 🎶

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Written by Mardigroan on 2024-12-18 at 16:09

Purchasing the wrong brand of pickles is a Vlasic mistake

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