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Written by bov bjerg on 2025-01-20 at 08:23

Dear American journalists!

We know, it's hard to pronounce the names of the members of the German delegation at the presidential inauguration.

May we give you a hint? There will be two persons, a female and a male.

The female's name (spelled "Weidel") is pronounced "NA-TSI-TAUN-TE". Pretty simple.

The male's name (spelled "Chrupalla") is a bit more difficult to pronounce: "SHY-SEN-KOP-FEN".

Yeah, you're right: the German language really isn't very easy. Our sincere apologies!

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Written by bov bjerg on 2025-01-17 at 18:44

Letzte von 36 Vorstellungen.

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Written by bov bjerg on 2025-01-14 at 12:37

Entschuldigung, sind Sie …

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Written by bov bjerg on 2025-01-11 at 20:02

Pause.

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Written by bov bjerg on 2025-01-11 at 20:00

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Written by bov bjerg on 2025-01-10 at 00:43

Plot twist: /

Weidel ist /

Kommunist!

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Written by bov bjerg on 2025-01-07 at 17:04

(Hier Tränenlachsmiley einfügen.)

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Written by bov bjerg on 2025-01-03 at 06:28

Spiegel Online: „Lindner findet Schwarz-Geld die beste Konstellation“.

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Written by bov bjerg on 2025-01-02 at 09:07

"Polenböller" nur noch "Deutschenböller" nennen, alle flippen völlig aus

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Written by bov bjerg on 2024-12-30 at 21:16

Ob wir wohl noch eine Revolution erleben werden oder wenigstens ein Böllerverbot?

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Written by bov bjerg on 2024-12-29 at 00:36

Gastkommentar: "Mein Kampf!"

Gegenkommentar der Redaktion: "Gar nicht!"

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Written by bov bjerg on 2024-12-29 at 00:12

+++ Schützen Sie Ihr Vermögen mit physischem Anlagegold in Liechtenstein! +++

Ich: "Physisches Anlagegold … das klingt schon ziemlich verrucht."

Sie: "In Liechtenstein!"

Ich: "Okay."

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Written by bov bjerg on 2024-12-28 at 11:32

Welche Verballhornungen von E. M. sind euch bisher untergekommen? Ich würde sie gern in den Kommentaren sammeln.

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Written by bov bjerg on 2024-12-28 at 11:31

Musk regiert die Welt.

Wo ist die Nachricht?

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Written by bov bjerg on 2024-12-27 at 06:30

achtsames Ausmisten

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Written by bov bjerg on 2024-12-26 at 17:46

Ich kenn mich mit Prozentrechnung nicht so aus, aber dieses Ergebnis scheint mir doch ziemlich klar zu sein.

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Written by bov bjerg on 2024-12-25 at 16:41

Ich gestehe: Den Namen „Thilo Mischke“ habe ich vor ein paar Tagen zum ersten Mal in einem Posting gelesen. Bis gerade eben dachte ich, es sei eine Verballhornung von „Elon Musk“. Für mich ergibt sich daraus die Frage: Bin ich tatsächlich dumm und ungebildet oder bin ich einfach gesegnet?

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Written by bov bjerg on 2024-12-11 at 22:01

(Symbolbild.)

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Written by bov bjerg on 2024-12-07 at 22:44

On Saturday afternoon, about half a dozen men gathered in the December cold at Washington Square Park in Lower Manhattan to participate in a look-alike contest for the gunman. One had the words “deny, defend, depose” painted on his jacket.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/07/nyregion/unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-suspect.html?unlocked_article_code=1.fk4.PrxF.FVTbXl_Yu7V9&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

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Written by bov bjerg on 2024-12-06 at 18:20

Even on Facebook (…) the somber announcement by UnitedHealth Group that it was “deeply saddened and shocked at the passing of our dear friend and colleague” was met with, as of this writing, 80,000 reactions; 75,000 of them were the “haha” emoji.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/06/opinion/the-rage-and-glee-that-followed-a-ceos-killing-should-ring-all-alarms.html?unlocked_article_code=1.fU4.6pKQ.ylAytCiyabuM&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

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