SF Messenger is held together with strings. CHANGE MY MIND.
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Decided to try FreeAgent's timeslips feature. Satan. Think I need to make an API integration with my plain-text format :/
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Cringe. This Guardian article about Bill Gate's book "Source Code" explains "source code" as if it were a relic from the olden days.
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oh ffs, of course I messed up my travel arrangements again.
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Completing Background Check Trauma. I don't even know what year I graduated and I can only find fragmentary clues.
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That good feeling when you invest time in building a decent tool for one use case which subsequently opens doors to solving other problems.
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Looking forward to speaking about #PHP Value Obejcts and You 🫵 at DPC on the 21st of March!
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Pushing directly to master like a pro. In a bad way.
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bad decision made!
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hmmm. just discovered there is a local trail marathon Sunday next week. Sounds like a very bad idea.
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the integration test features 1/10th of the code and delivers about 1000% more value*.
not only that but it's 5000% more maintainable*.
this isn't necessarily a rant about mocks (although I hate them so), but it is certainly a rant about inappropriate mocking.
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another day another bug: In one corner we have a beautifully crafted 500 line test which exqusitely mocks all it's dependencies.in the other corner a blatant bug on production.
I'm in the call and ask to reproduce the issue and much message-queuing and clicking begins.
I ask them to run the test, but the beautiful test doesn't reproduce the issue.
In 10 seconds I write an integration test for the specific class and reporoduce the issue and it's fixed minutes later.
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running that build "build project" task that takes 1 hour is not the solution to every dev env problem.
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idea: laptop sticker Woke as Fuck
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so many text editors / LSP clients these days. they're like JS frameworks.
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There should be a service whereby you can set universal application preferences:
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hm. trigger_deprecation causes PHPUnit to ... scan all the files in the project seemingly 🙃 #php #unexpectedsideeffects
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