Career advisor from my trade union:
“I tried searching for your CV online but all I found when I searched for your name was a porn site. I’m guessing that’s not you; could you send me a link to your CV please?”
😂
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While I’m out walking, I like to look out for stickers, graffiti and the like. A lot of it is rubbish, but every now and then, a gem twinkles forth. Like this.
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I'm not saying my life has gone to shit or anything but after my mandatory meeting at the job center today I came home and watched 90 minutes of "Columbo"
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An unofficial variant of the verb “to die” in Danish is, translated, “to heaven”.
“If you heaven, then I’ll look after your dog”, for example.
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@DJDarren #theplaylistsuggestion Madness, "Wings of a dove"
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[#]theplaylistsuggestion @DJDarren Bed suggestion: The Tweets, "Birdie Song".
Unless you're feeling really brave, and want to use it as a song proper.
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It's time for ... #ThePlaylist! That cosy gathering of @DJDarren 's disciples, wherein we suggest songs, and he, like the wise benevolent leader that he is, sometimes plays them. Let's go! https://stream.labr.online/
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@DJDarren #ThePlaylistSuggestion
10 Ton Dub (Radikal Guru)
Rock Me Amadeus (Falco)
Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe (Whale)
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@DJDarren #ThePlaylistSuggestion
Supermassive Black Hole (Muse)
Gravity (Gorillaz)
Gravity (John Mayer)
Empire (Queensrÿche)
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A loose & here, a stray " there
My faith in software again eroded
I die a little inside, despair
For things so incorrectly encoded
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Just broke my glasses, so my day is off to a fine start. At least it’s just an arm — again — so not as expensive as a whole pair. Still, I could do with learning not to do this.
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Time to mute the #totp tag, normies! ;-)
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Specifically: focusing the button changes its appearance (it goes a darker colour) ...
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Ugh, I need to make my own Mastodon instance / service. Life is too short to debug other people's broken CSS / JS.
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Roskilde Fjord, Denmark. 2nd January 2021. #SilentSunday
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A late entry (in my timezone) for #Caturday
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This photo is from May 2014. So, I'm recycling jokes that are over 10 years old.
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Browsing / labelling my photo archive, random shit #4588 . I seem to recall posting this on Twitter with the caption:
"Amazing! That's how often I like to have my Thursdays too!"
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Went for a wander today, ended up in a small town that I've been through several times on the train, but never alighted. Until today.
Met a very good pupper. Totally worth the trip.
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Just for the record: to the best of my knowledge, I have not murdered anyone.
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