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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-02-05 at 01:51

Fuck! What if Trump cancels Girl Scout cookies!?!? 😱

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-02-05 at 01:50

Literally... the only good thing about 2025 is that I will eventually get Girl Scout cookies... 😭

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-02-02 at 00:04

We seriously need some symbols to show solidarity in these times. We need them on our clothes and on our cars.

We need to clearly represent those who respect democracy, integrity, women, minorities, LGBTQ, the disabled, the poor, love and compassion.

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-31 at 01:12

Also... with consent! 🙂

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-31 at 01:12

I wish I could give all of Mastodon a hug. 💕

In the meantime, I donate on Patreon!

[#]mastodon

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-29 at 20:03

I'm going to need to find creative ways to use "Gulf of Mexico" in more sentences... 🤔

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-29 at 02:10

For the record, I bought it when I thought "I can save the environment!", not when I thought, "That idiot is going to destroy democracy!!!!"

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-29 at 01:58

I want to get rid of my Tesla to make a statement, but if I sell it... it's still just another Tesla on the road, even though I'm not driving it.

I feel like a sledgehammer is my only option, and would result in a few less therapy sessions... 🤔

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-21 at 16:37

My next Executive Order will be to ban all stop lights, which only slow down traffic and makes us less efficient... 🤔

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-21 at 01:16

I recently heard a Zen Master say "My job is not to lighten my student's burdens. It's to make them so heavy that they learn when to put them down." ❤️

My heart needed to hear that.

Thank you, Universe, for giving me something to ponder.

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-19 at 01:34

Remember when we were teenagers, and we were so awkward!?!?

I feel like I'm hitting middle-age and I'm suddenly awkward, and have no idea!

I feel like I want an entirely different life moving forward, but I am not at all graceful with the transition... 🤔

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-18 at 17:17

I ❤️ my Mastodon feed SO MUCH!

I have the perfect balance of beauty, food, silly jokes, cats, news and naked men!

The commentary on Mastodon is so much more thoughtful than anywhere else.

I'm so happy to be here.

[#]mastodon

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-18 at 17:09

As a child, I never got bored as long as I had vinegar and baking soda! That trick never got old! 😋

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-18 at 17:05

Comedians are educators who teach lessons too uncomfortable to teach in a classroom. They teach us about sexism, racism, ablism, and body-shaming. They teach us about relationships and love.

We laugh, while breaking our hearts, until we learn empathy.

They are the greatest teachers in the world.

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-16 at 01:53

Remind me why we thought a simple majority was a good idea for cabinet confirmation!?!?

Even if Democrats were in power, I still think it's a shitty idea. 😡

Democracy should still mean compromise.

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-12 at 18:16

I've never seen Tron, and as a kid, I'm 100% sure I would have loved it.

I should probably put this on the bucket list.

Okay, now I have one thing on my bucket list... 🤔

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-12 at 17:03

Can somebody PLEASE create a vaccine for toxic masculinity? 🫤

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-11 at 19:48

I can't believe I can keep a straight face when my partner says "I'll be ready in 5 minutes."

You won't. That's never happened. Ever. 😂

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-08 at 17:11

Reading the news from Meta only makes me appreciate Mastodon more and more!

I love Mastodon! 💕

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Written by William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵 on 2025-01-02 at 17:33

Why did I ever agree to work, in the first place? 😭

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