Did you think I was only talking about motor vehicles?
From: @Aphrodite
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To reduce burnout when there are so many maniacs out there:
Stay in your lane, but keep pace with everyone else staying in their lane.
Don’t be afraid to use assistance in staying in your lane. It’s easy to sway and lose control under pressure.
When you need to take your turn or your exit, ensure someone is there to take your place.
Ignore the maniacs honking behind you because you’re all driving 1mph below the speed limit.
You’re saving gas and needless wear on your engine and tires.
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Trumpistan: transphobic and misogynistic bullshit
[#]UndisclosedLocation: national public broadcaster advertising a program showing the struggles trans folks deal with here and depicts folks like us in a positive light
hmm…
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I’m probably going to less than 72h in the US over the next four years.
Most of that will be extrication of my spouse’s life from that cursed land. The rest is finalizing my affairs there.
Won’t need to renew my Nexus card in a few years, so that’s something, I guess…
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…. every. gods. damned. day. my. choice. proves. more. correct.
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I think I’m just going to nope out for the next 72h, maybe write a book and cook some mushrooms and grab a drink.
Maybe even a beer, though I’ve had more drinks so far in January (6) than I’ve had in all of 2024 (5) albeit as a poor substitute for the cannabis I can’t legally access here.
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…. every damned day the choice to leave is being proven correct, and every damned day i wish i could have helped more leave.
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A nice quiet night here at the #UndisclosedLocation.
Got the locks fixed.
Hens laid couple eggs.
Cleaned out the coop of all that avian poop.
Now just chillaxing listening to the flocks of sheep, random wildlife, traffic on the nearby motorway over a tableau that makes me think of Napa with the red clay soils, vineyards, mountains.
Gods I can’t wait until the grapevines start growing. I believe we’ve gone full organic with the birds providing fertilizer and pest control…
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[#]evergreentoot
From: @SwiftOnSecurity
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Locksmith is late, but between local concepts of time being very wibbly wobbly and the return of the rain, I can’t blame him.
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Y’ever have a day you just know is going to suck?
Not as in “thank ur weather lords monday will be as cold and dreary as you know who’s shrivelled heart,” but “the stars are just wrong enough to make everything hurt?”
Today is like that.
Woke up, cat’s nowhere to be seen, again, coop door won’t open, spent an hour getting nowhere, sliced my hand, kitchen had a funk, sliced my other hand cleaned it, fridge had a funk, cleaned it, now waiting for the locksmith to repair the locks…
ugh
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Lucky me… the door on the chicken coop won’t open.
And I can’t find resources on how to deal with this failure mode of the door mechanism.
Had to call a locksmith. He won’t be here for a couple hours.
And today’s a bad pain day to boot.
Ugh.
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I would love to know why I feel completely incapacitated after one drink.
As in I don’t feel like I can safely operate a light switch, much less a car.
My bloodwork says I have a healthy, albeit fatty, liver.
Granted I rarely do drink, so maybe it’s just a matter of no tolerance, but I also have a low tolerance for cannabis and I used it on the regular.
(Yes I am writing this after having a beer with dinner to alter my state.)
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Something for the postal nerd in me:
Later this week I’ll have, in my hands, international reply coupons for the first time in my life.
For those who don’t know what they are, these are basically the international equivalent of an SASE. They are redeemed at a post office in the receiver’s country for postage for the lowest class of international airmail.
I needed to get them to deal with an office in Country D, which only mails out correspondence & won’t accept a courier envelope.
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I mean, we all know he’s monstrous, but we didn’t know he was pathetic and monstrous…
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tfw bureaucracy springs up requirements that aren’t listed literally anywhere
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I have a chronic knot in the left side of my back.
It’s excruciatingly painful.
It actually lead me to find #cancer, or specifically multiple tumours, in my kidney 12y ago.
It’s on par with kidney stone pain.
And apparently, at least according to some #EDS friends, it’s a “load bearing knot” which is helping hold me up.
[#]ChronicIllness life is weird at times.
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My dad, an intellectual: “Don’t interact with our relatives in the #UndusclosedLocation.” (Because I don’t want them to know you’re trans)
Me: “…”
A few hours later, while I’m walking in an incessant rainstorm:
Guy in a van: “Hey, are you (my dad’s) daughter?”
Me, very happy at the prospect of not walking a couple of clicks in pissing rain: “Yep!”
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The difference between a bum and a billionaire is that at least the bum is honest in his begging.
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Spouse: “Why is the rooster crowing in the middle of the night?”
Me, a highly intelligent mature adult genius: “…because he’s a cock?”
[#]UndisclosedLocation
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