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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2025-01-21 at 18:25

Trying to use "DMs" (YES I KNOW THEY'RE NOT DMS) in Masto is akin to punching myself in the face but less pleasing.

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2025-01-18 at 20:27

Oh hello old friend!

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-12-06 at 18:14

We really think a cryptominer written in python is performant enough to mine enough to make minimum wage for the time writing it? okay buddy.

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-11-15 at 22:40

Ah Friday, time to run terraform for the first time in months.

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-11-12 at 17:59

Sorry, half of you couldn't be trusted to not play the anti-semitic crappy wizard game when the trans community asked you not to.

I don't trust cis people to have our backs when the actual revolution comes.

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-11-07 at 16:43

Hey remember when the biggest thing going on was someone thinking a cups rce was important? That. I want that time back.

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-11-07 at 07:55

I wish hearing that song made me realise that i can be happy, rather than feel I once was and never will be again.

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-11-05 at 22:43

Really wish I had some "I haven't voted" stickers so I can feel a part of something today.

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-11-01 at 20:35

it's 2024 and I genuinely do not know how to put mp3s on my phone anymore. And I have tried.

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-10-30 at 22:06

Python is about as user friendly as an overflowing sharps bin.

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-10-29 at 17:46

“oss-security mailing list, also frequently known as Apache announce!”

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-10-25 at 18:49

ReDoS (Regular Expression Denial of Service) being High severity in MITRE is such a crock of shit.

@yossarian wrote about this 2 years ago, and it's just as true today. MITRE acts like they're paid per CVE, and they're desperate for pocket money. The wrong people have been incentivised for the wrong things.

A DoS of a library/application should not be a High. A DoS of an OS or appliance could maybe be a High!

https://blog.yossarian.net/2022/12/28/ReDoS-vulnerabilities-and-misaligned-incentives

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-10-25 at 18:44

Trying to find an Aeropress recipe that features enough bleach that I won't see Halloween.

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-10-24 at 23:14

I apparently write Javascript for a living. I would like to stop doing either of those things.

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-10-24 at 21:31

I genuinely thought I had been using lead free solder all this time, under some wrong notion that it was banned (maybe it was in the EU? That I used to live in, but alas), but no, it's chock full of death, I mean lead.

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-10-10 at 18:06

One of my favourite parts of apparent post pandemic world is the return to office, and absolute abandonment of caring about the quality of audio for Zoom calls.

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-10-09 at 22:48

Tabletop scenario: every single user is getting HIBP notifications when logging in to you, because you implemented HIBP's cool API to see if their credentials have leaked.

This is how you discover all your passwords have been dumped and made their way to HIBP.

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-10-07 at 18:48

Can github just iframe githubstatus in to all their pages to save me time?

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-10-03 at 18:16

New Demobaza AW24 collection just dropped and I want ALL OF IT.

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Written by bEA 🔓 on 2024-10-02 at 23:38

The Sonic the Hedgehog cinematic universe is better known as the DSM-5.

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