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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-02-01 at 15:48

The recently deceased fascist leader in France had his gravestone smashed with a sledgehammer.

And that just made me smile.

Fucking fascists. I wish our species had the decency to give them the full Akhnaten treament. (A pharaoh the Egyptians tried to erase from the historical record.)

[#]LePen #RestInPiss #France

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-31 at 22:54

Companion was... different.

But I enjoyed it.

[#]Horror #HorrorCommunity #movies #Companion

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-31 at 19:12

Seeing a matinee of 'Companion' today... And I have the theater to myself! 🍿🍿🍿

[#]Horror #HorrorCommunity #Movies

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-27 at 17:11

PSA:

If you don't like the Chiefs, sports, or football, just go ahead and mute me for 30 days, friends.

[#]NFL #Football #Sports #Chiefs #SuperBowl

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-24 at 23:53

Aaaaaand my taxes are DONE.

(Now get me my refund before the IRS is defunded)

[#]Taxes

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-24 at 03:04

Has anyone out there seen Presence?

I checked out the trailer and, while I like Soderbergh, the camera work in the trailer just looks so disorienting.

Can't imagine watching that for two hours.

[#]HorrorCommunity #Presence #Horror #Movies

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-23 at 04:24

And not one of the principled democrats in the room had the balls to punch him.

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-23 at 04:22

Really, really hate so many motherfuckers trying to gaslight me (and all of you) like we didn't see what we saw.

Twice.

[#]ElonMusk #Nazi

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-22 at 23:25

My party doesn't know it, but they're going to (assuming they follow the breadcrumbs) run into the Vyshaantar upstarts for the first time tonight.

And I've made them exceedingly tough on purpose to force the party to work together and be more tactical.

Also made some elven war golem power cores for them to find, but they won't know what they really are until they find a very old elf. (Just that they cast a powerful electric spell.)

[#]DND #DungeonsAndDragons #DungeonMaster

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-21 at 22:00

Nothing I like more after a three-day weekend than a 4PM meeting.

I love the people I work with, but I wish they'd use their email more to communicate.

[#]Work

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-21 at 15:45

Curious question:

If you have a lot of windows in your place, do you close the shades when you have to disrobe, even partially?

I just on my lidocaine patch and showed my ass (potentially) to a few folks in the apartment building next door, and I can't summon the dignity to give a shit.

[#]Question #Curious #Lewd

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-21 at 00:32

Started my first project in a while today.

One of the skaters in my league won MVJ at the bout a week and a half ago and the trophy got lost somehow between the end of the game and the end of the afterparty, so I'm making them a painting.

[#]RollerDerby #Sports #Rollerskating #Art #Painting #OilPainting

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-20 at 15:52

Pro tip for being new on Pixelfed.

If you want to start finding your people, post a few cute photos of your pets.

[#]Pixelfed

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-20 at 15:02

Saw this on Pixelfed. Kind of a nice thought.

[#]Art #StreetArt

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-20 at 03:42

Love him or hate him, Dave Chappelle is a funny motherfucker and a magnificent storyteller.

[#]Comedy #SNL #DaveChappelle

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-20 at 02:54

So many folks here complaining about the refs and the Chiefs.

But guys.

It's legit against the rules to hit people while they're sliding or in the head.

And with good reason.

It's not the Chiefs' fault that the Texans can't play with discipline. If they could, maybe their QB wouldn't been sacked 8 times.

The Chiefs are that good. I'm sorry your teams can't deliver on that level for you, but maybe they will one day.

For now, I'm gonna enjoy this.

[#]NFL #Football #Sports #Chiefs #Texans

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-20 at 02:28

Football gods, please let there be OT.

This is such a good game.

[#]NFL #Football #Sports

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-20 at 01:44

I decided I was in the mood for a little time travel, or at least the next best thing, so once football's done I'm going to crawl into bed and read a biography.

(Specifically, a biography about the rise of Guns n Roses.)

Sadly I was too little to get a chance to see them live in their prime, but luckily, we have writers who can tell me exactly what it was like.

[#]Books #Music #RockNRoll #GunsNRoses

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-20 at 01:09

@andecoas

I know you're dealing with a lot right now, but when you're ready, would like to have you do a sketch of my buddy Zombina. (I think I have $30-$40 in credit built up.)

Thank you.

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Written by Flash Mob Of One on 2025-01-19 at 22:24

Running the Tush Push when your QB is hurt and you're trying to win a Super Bowl is absolutely moronic.

[#]NFL #Football #Sports

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