🎶 You're soooo beautiful. You could be a part-time model.... but you'd probably still have to keep your other job... 🎶
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Returned to the gym that I "lost my shit" at in the summer of 2023 and no alarms were sounded and I didn't get escorted out.....Phew ....😅
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One of the take-aways from the Grammys last night. It seemed the performing artists were trying too hard to be the "showstopper". Up the ante--up the ante ---up the ante...Kapow in your face. Until nothing is real, nothing is organic, the visuals overtake the music....
(brought to you by your local old curmudgeon)
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Seems harder to think of a funny toot on a Monday. And that's when they're most needed!
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Just trying my darndest to make the best out of now.
I do spend quite a bit of time hoping the future will not be so grim.
What I do know is that I have people who love me and that won't change.... I think. My heart keeps beating. My heart still has the capacity for more love even if there's been a couple cracks lately.
She's still on course! Still holdin', Captain!
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[#]SilentSunday
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I'm still working out my "Spooning Salon" idea because I realized me in a Teddy Bear suit in the "Hug Shoppe" involved wearing a hot Teddy Bear suit and perspiration.
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Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know.
Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know.
Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about.
Amen. 🙏 Lord, lord, lord.
Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.
-----Douglas Adams
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I received some bad news today. It wasn't bad news for me. But it will be bad news for me if I lose her.
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I know people have real problems, but I just damaged a library book I didn't even open. Rats....
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I wonder what my Kelley Blue Book value is if I sold my soul to the devil.
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There, dammit...
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His chain swung above. I'm dreaming? #SixWordStories
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He laughed, watching her walk away. #SixWordStories
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"That's the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple!"
---old movie line
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Snuggle buddies. #Caturday
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My son panicked and ordered a box of Coffee Crisps #Canada
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There's no prize for telling me first that the world's on fire.
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Well, okay.
I'll twirl you again. But no barfing this time.
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🎶
It's the time of the season
When love runs high
In this time,
give it to me easy
And let me try
with pleasured hands
To take you in the sun
To promised lands
To show you every one
🎶
https://youtu.be/e99bt1BtSsE?si=ZpNo12hI6w-D-o5U
Time of the Season--cover by Finneas
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