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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-29 at 11:37

i eat both kinds of hamburger

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-29 at 11:34

der württemburger

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-28 at 09:03

(bugs intentional)

char buf1[4], buf2[4], buf3[4];

int state = 0;

for(;;) {

switch(state) {

case 0:

  if ((file1 = fopen(fname1, "r")) < 0) {

    state = 3;

    continue;

  }

  if ((file2 = fopen(fname2, "r")) < 0) {

    state = 2;

    continue;

  }

  if ((file1 = fopen(fname3, "r")) < 0) {

    state = 1;

    continue;

  }

  fgets(buf1, 100, file1);

  fgets(buf2, 100, file2);

  fgets(buf3, 100, file3);

  strcat(buf1, buf2);

  strcat(buf1, buf3);

  printf(buf1);

  fclose(file3);

case 1:

  fclose(file2);

case 2:

  fclose(file1);

case 3:

  return;

}

}

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-28 at 08:57

don’t want to use goto in c?

don’t fret and use this replacement:

int state=0;

for(;;) {

switch(state) {

case 0:

  printf("Hewwo!\n");

  iters--;

  state = iters < 0;

  break;

case 1:

  return;

}

}

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-25 at 13:10

makes your aspect ratio irrational, making it possible to cut it in half and have two pieces with the same aspect ratio as the original

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-25 at 11:45

if this was truly algorithm free i would not be putting misinformed takes about how mastodon is algorithm free on my timeline

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-25 at 11:25

nobody thinks about the poor fedi admins putting all of the posts on your timeline on this algorithm free social media site :raccoon_pensive:

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-24 at 20:30

i should add, db raccess from this node is between 25-50ms

this doesn’t just reduce latency from requests it just removes them

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-24 at 20:28

the numbers speak for themselves

times in seconds, le means “this many requests took less than this much time to complete”

a list of prometheus metrics. 1…

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-24 at 18:59

initial testing shows that it can serve requests in <1ms at a request rate of about 100 requests per second

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-24 at 18:40

new website change: it caches the most recent file metadata for each request so that it doesn’t hit the database on every request (if the file metadata is older than 1 minute it will asynchronously refetch it as to not slow down any requests)

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-24 at 11:31

several posts with no image transcriptions that are just

text as a jpeg

why

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-23 at 08:14

hm yes libreoffice is having a moment

is this a new gnome thing? where you remove the menubar but also no alternative to access basic functionality?

at least there are workarounds which also happen to make it look like shit

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-22 at 11:38

look displayport may be good and all but it doesn’t even come close to SCART in terms of mouthfeel

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-21 at 10:27

okay and now it’s even loading correctly, it was timing out on queries for some reasons but a vacuum full analyze fixed it

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-21 at 09:12

we back

now running postgresql 17

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-19 at 20:55

god the manderville relics are a fucking joke

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-17 at 17:59

hewo

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-17 at 11:24

do any colorblind (specifically red-green) folks have issues reading links on lotte.chir.rs’s dark mode? contrast seemed a bit low in a colorblindness simulation filter but it probably differs from how it looks to those actually affected by it

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Written by Charlotte 🦝 :therian: on 2025-01-17 at 11:17

i would like to thank vector hq to simplify porting my nas to my new config lol

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