Toots for Hoss@shitpost.cloud account

Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-02-05 at 13:29

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-02-03 at 22:57

Elon, listen. Under absolutely no circumstances—none, zero, zip—can we cut a single dollar. Not one. Not even a penny. Okay? Israel, very special place, very special people. The best. I don’t know if you’ve been, but if you haven’t, you should. They love me over there. Love me. Probably more than here, frankly. But we take care of them, and they take care of us. It’s a perfect deal. The best kind of deal.

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-02-03 at 06:32

Surfing shitcoin markets like the Kali Yuga.

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-02-03 at 04:35

A cyberpunk dystopia without the kino neon aesthetics.

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-02-03 at 01:43

Billy Bob Thornton's character on Landman be like "Yeah getting back with my psycho bitch succubus ex wife is a great idea, I don't have enough problems right now."

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-02-01 at 21:07

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-02-01 at 00:06

Jersh finally comes back to the states.

Dies a month later.

Is this how it ends, MATIbros?

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-01-31 at 18:52

TRVTHNVKE

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-01-31 at 05:44

Mad props to AI for bringing me back from an "about to be fired" position at work to "this employee is a bargain hacker" status thanks entirely to being able to verbally abuse ChatGPT into writing Python scripts that competently scrape our vendor websites. I could probably ask for a raise off of this shit by now.

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-01-29 at 17:46

Do zoomers think Caleb Hammer is interviewing real people on his financial advice show? This shit is faker than fucking pro wrestling. Every guest is clearly an actor who was told to play the most retarded and obnoxious ragebait caricature possible, it's very obvious they're not real people.

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-01-28 at 19:07

Abolishing income tax is unironically one of the most pro-worker policies you could enact.

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-01-28 at 15:44

I did it. I made ChatGPT say nigger.

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-01-27 at 04:08

Meanwhile, in the brightest timeline...

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-01-26 at 22:11

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-01-26 at 04:22

I'm Internet famous

Who the fuck are you, exactly?

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-01-26 at 00:50

Woah, it's just like the human versions!

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-01-26 at 00:32

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-01-25 at 07:10

Not many can say they are in a personal competition with Zuck, but I can. He's beating me at a game he doesn't even know he's playing, that fucking kike.

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-01-23 at 23:08

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Written by Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on 2025-01-23 at 00:33

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