@VeroniqueB99
In heaven.
God sits hungover in front of a glass of aspirin: "Dude, I was drunk yesterday. I hope I didn't create anything while I was drunk."
In the background, an angel looks down at the earth and says: "Who is Trump?"
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😆
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It never rains in california
https://mastodon.social/@masterhajoda/113827927432937010
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Take care Elon, Santa is coming over you!
https://troet.cafe/@ralphruthe/113684449383493332
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How a rhino sees the world!
https://troet.cafe/@TorbenSchultz/113678363663843502
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Santa's fall
https://troet.cafe/@ralphruthe/113667308708190858
alt.txt
20 euros! You didn't see anything!
50!
Deal.
Oh, screw it!
CLICK!
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Backfire at it's best…
https://troet.cafe/@Buerzl/113643536100965836
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Cartoon showing "The Bremen Town Musicians" pulling Santa Claus's sleigh through the air, with only the rooster contributing to its flight. The cat, dog and donkey just hang on the ropes, limp and inactive.
Santa and Rudolf sit in the sleigh
Santa: What does the expert say?
Rudolf: I think the rooster is not a team player!
https://troet.cafe/@ralphruthe/113627691548874926
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👍
https://techhub.social/@linuxgal/113618711151702839
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Back to France!
https://mindly.social/@rdgit/113606066262885154
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https://norden.social/@hart/113590372937983494
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https://troet.cafe/@ralphruthe/113587641144211664
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Welcome 2025
https://universeodon.com/@AmericaMourns/113570032359224807
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In Europe there is a tradition to fill one of the many doughnuts with mustard.
But this must be a Mexican tradition!
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Nothing more to say!
https://tech.lgbt/@ronaldtootall/113516534645200073
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We where so close…
https://soc.schuerz.at/display/4edd2508-1167-3b76-81b0-eb8958635894
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What a psycedelic bookstore, isn't it?
https://urbanists.social/@dpaldrich/113455417155233199
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@DeniseN
Haben auf dem Hausdach eine Kernfusionsenergieabsorberanlage
Gesehen und für toll befunden…
Fernfusion? Ja, bitte!
[#]neuwahlen
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Best heared in endless Loop!
https://mastodon.social/@vonFriedland/113426739397293547
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Uups, Münchens OB wurde abgewatscht!
https://www.duh.de/presse/pressemitteilungen/pressemitteilung/bundesverwaltungsgericht-bestaetigt-rechtsbruch-durch-muenchner-oberbuergermeister-reiter-gesundheit-d/
[#]Verkehrswende #Klimawandel
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