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Written by AceOfWaggery on 2024-10-08 at 15:36

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who own a bathrobe/dressing gown, and those who don't.

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Written by AceOfWaggery on 2024-10-02 at 14:35

Every night as I turn out the light, pull up the covers, and close my eyes: "Takin' care o' bedness"

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Written by AceOfWaggery on 2024-07-29 at 14:51

"Oh, so you want a bra fight, do you?" she snapped back.

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Written by AceOfWaggery on 2024-07-25 at 15:15

Have you ever slept so hard that when the alarm clock rings you've reverted back to Australopithecus brain, and have to slowly work out "What that noise? How make noise stop? What mean numbers? What mean time?" before you finally manage to reach out and hit Snooze?

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Written by AceOfWaggery on 2024-07-23 at 16:22

The McDonald's Unhappy Meal: a Knuckle Sandwich.

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Written by AceOfWaggery on 2024-07-21 at 21:41

Aww, but I get such a lovely reverb from the Abyss! The Void has a fluffy texture that's interesting to stare into, but it really muffles the sound.

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Written by AceOfWaggery on 2024-07-18 at 17:00

In a dream last night I saw an ad for an "Extra Smith" drug. ...For if you're feeling too Jones-ish? You need to forge some steel? Who knows...

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Written by AceOfWaggery on 2024-07-13 at 17:53

Ask not for whom the rama lama ding dongs, it ding dongs for thee.

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