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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-25 at 10:55

Fun fact, when you're getting general anesthesia and they ask you to count down from 100, you can say whatever you want, they can't stop you from reciting the lyrics to "Get Low" and I think that's pretty cool.

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-25 at 10:43

They gave my a bunch of bracelets at the hospital and I said "risk is good“ out loud when they added the bright yellow fall risk bracelet to my wrist. The nice person helping me said "I guess"

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-24 at 14:43

I'm getting out of the hospital today after having a successful surgery and I'm so stoked for a healthy future ☺️

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-22 at 18:29

Hospitals: your surgery is scheduled for insert day.

Patient: great what time?

H: uhhhh... yyyes.

P: huh?

H: our people will call your people.

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-20 at 04:13

If you are close enough to kiss the ring, you are close enough to sever the finger.

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-16 at 00:54

@OffTheHook maybe that's why the the calls were slow tonight.

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-16 at 00:43

@OffTheHook I'm with you!

• throws phone in the Hudson*

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-15 at 23:00

Shit just got REAL.

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-15 at 22:49

I've been working towards getting a surgery that will hopefully fix some health issues and give me a fresh healthy start for many months. I've been coasting for most of that time and in my head it's felt like it's remained months away until just now when I realized it's next week... Back to reality, Here come the nerves!

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-13 at 03:39

I love a good star war.

[#]monsterdon

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-13 at 03:35

Scar Face dances like Elon

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-13 at 03:32

Leroyyyyyyyyyy Jankinssssssss

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-13 at 03:18

• mews before death*

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-13 at 03:15

That was a sick T-pose

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-13 at 03:12

MountainDew for blood is a vibe.

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-13 at 02:58

:O not the CAPACITATORS!

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-13 at 02:50

Avengers!... assemble.

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-13 at 02:42

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-13 at 02:40

Drink up, this is Nestor's blue urine.

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Written by shadow-artist.nfo on 2025-01-13 at 02:36

I'm getting interior design ideas for my lab.

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