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Written by Matt Jordan on 2025-01-31 at 16:42

If the only thing you knew about the current administration was its response to the DC air collision, that alone would force you to conclude that these people should be nowhere near the halls of government. And of course this isn't the only thing we know about them.

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2025-01-31 at 16:13

Them: We're ending DEI and only hiring based on merit.

Me: Motherfuckers, DEI is merit. It's forcing you coddled, whiney white boys to compete against the rest of the world.

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2025-01-29 at 15:55

Generative AI is a time traveling theft machine that steals your work from the past so it can steal your job in the future, but hey, "that's just the way it is." Might as well accept it and hope the thieves don't alter the bargain further.

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2025-01-28 at 17:27

@ivory seems stuck in time on iOS.

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2025-01-27 at 17:25

It's been almost 2 years now. There is no Twitter.

There is only X.

X, the Nazi platform.

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2025-01-23 at 02:06

It was an insurrection.

It was a Nazi salute.

It was stupid to let the criminal back in office.

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2025-01-20 at 17:44

I propose we call the Trump 2 doctrine...

Mini-fist Destiny.

[#]uspol #USPolitics

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2024-12-30 at 03:12

“I lost my virginity to a trustworthy chemist” is how I’m starting all of my party conversations from now on. #monsterdon

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2024-12-26 at 14:22

Okay, you people have six more days to call whatever you’re doing a journey. After that, no more. I don’t make the rules.

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2024-12-18 at 15:02

I finally made one of these. #ClassWar

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2024-12-15 at 17:12

This really is fabulous. #animation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Mz2j2VQtw

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2024-12-08 at 00:47

Me, typing into the search bar: first-word second-word

Google: Here are the results without second-word. Include second-word in search results?

Me: No, thanks, I just typed that second word in there for the hell of it.

Every. Damn. Time.

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2024-12-06 at 14:09

If billionaires were made to "pay their fair share" there wouldn't be billionaires.

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2024-11-23 at 16:55

My mom moved in with us a year ago after not being able to find a living wage job for too long. And De got laid off right after that, so we limped into the election with 2/3 of our household chronically out work and we still didn’t vote for fascism. But, yeah, it was the economy.

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2024-11-22 at 00:50

Not sure a peaceful transition to oligarchy is what the founders had in mind.

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2024-11-11 at 12:55

Biden and the Senate Democrats need to Amy Coney Barrett the hell out of the remaining judicial vacancies. #uspol #USPolitics

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2024-10-30 at 15:58

The more recent versions of RubyMine have really messed up autocomplete for me. Most of the time it suggests stuff that makes me stop and wonder where the heck that came from, and then I lose my train of thought. Seriously considering switching to vim. I mean, I already know how to exit Vim so what the heck. #ruby #rails

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2024-10-23 at 15:06

Voting accomplished. On the way in, a Republican lady offered me a voting guide and, before I knew it, I had loudly responded that I wouldn't vote Republican if you held a gun to my head. By the time we were on our way back out the Republican lady was packing up her things. Gosh, I hope I didn't hurt her feelings. #uspol #USPolitics

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2024-10-23 at 13:59

De and I are about to go vote for Harris/Walz, Josh Stein, @sarahtaber and the rest of the NC blue slate. #uspol #USPolitics

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Written by Matt Jordan on 2024-10-16 at 15:00

If you're wealthy enough to donate 75 million dollars to anything, you're too wealthy and a symptom of major policy failures.

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