My Marriage Age is:

[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee. [] I keep track of dates using a calendar. [] I own more than one credit card. [x] I know how to change the oil in my car. [x] I do my own laundry. [] I vote every election. [X] I can cook for myself. [x] I think politics are exciting. [x] I balance my checkbook. [x] My parents have better things to say than my friends.

Total: 7

[x] I show up for school/college/work every day early. [] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse. [] I've never gotten a detention. [] I have never smoked a cigarette. [] I have never gotten completely trashed. [x] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once. [x] I like to take walks by myself. [x] I've watched talk shows. [x] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up. [x] I drink coffee at least once a week.

Total so far:13

[x] I know how to do the dishes. [x] I can count to 10 in more than 2 language. [x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it. [x] my parents trust me. [x] I can mow the lawn. [x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid. [x] I remember to water the plants. [x] I study when I have to. [x] I pay attention at school/college all the time. [x] I remember to feed my pets.

Total so far:23

[x] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up [] I work out on a regular basis. [x] I clean up my own mess. [] The people at Starbucks know me by name. [] My favorite kind of food is take out. [x] I have gained weight since middle/high school. [x] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine/nicotine. [x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need. [x] I understand political jokes the first time they are said. [x] I can type quickly.

Total so far: 30

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour. [] My only friends are from my place of employment. [] I have been to a Tupperware party. [x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. [x] I have more bills than I can pay. [] Most of my friends are older than I am. [x] I can say no to staying out all night. [x] I use the internet every day. [x] My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while. [] I can read a book and actually finish it.

TOTAL:36

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