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Posted in Deception, Humour at 6:38 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz
Summary: ZDNet wins Techrights award for best tech tabloid; hilarity guaranteed every single day
REDMOND is reeling
Whilst Larry is chilling It’s another day for ad tech billing
Catalin has found And to FUD he is bound To make a “Linux” mountain out of a mound
Mary, oh bloody ol’ Mary The real news she can bury Come on, Mary, why won’t you hurry
Steven of Linux Or “Microsoft loves Linux” Amplify Linux Foundation PR Not community smallpox
Jason, come landing From Microsoft to a Linux Foundation wedding Your brother makes our best trollish headings
We all come together We all love thy Bill He pays the bills, after all Who else will?
You can’t be trolling if a salary you receive If Microsoft isn’t paying, who else will give?
Gotta pay the mortgage, gotta spread dem lies We sell the space to Microsoft, or whoever else buys █
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