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# 2022-01-11: Slugs
On drowning slugs in beer:
```
A wonderful beast is the slug,
Its yellow banana like lugs,
Dangle in the wind,
As they swirl and they swim’d,
In a pint of Guiness: Glug Glug!
```
Muse of a Banana Slug
```
Banana slugs love to contrive
To sing; makes them feel alive.
But to write poetry,
Makes them feel dirty,
And in their slime they squirm and they writhe!
```
Hair dye for slugs
```
There was a young slug name of Jim,
Whose hair grew quite lank grey and grim,
He tried different dies,
To accentuate his eyes
And to make his slug body look slim!
```
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